I don't know if she knew or not, but this one time I was gleefully fapping away and my mother just barges into my room to give me my clothes that she just washed - I guess she was doing laundry super late at night.
So there I was, sitting in the dark on a date with Mrs. Jenkins and her 4 slut daughters, and my mother walks in and at that precise moment where she entered my room, I began to climax - because I was almost done. So there she was about to walk in and I was in mid-eruption, trying to look like I'm not slinging mayo but it was not the easiest of tasks.
I don't know if she knew or not, but this one time I was gleefully fapping away and my mother just barges into my room to give me my clothes that she just washed - I guess she was doing laundry super late at night.
So there I was, sitting in the dark on a date with Mrs. Jenkins and her 4 slut daughters, and my mother walks in and at that precise moment where she entered my room, I began to climax - because I was almost done. So there she was about to walk in and I was in mid-eruption, trying to look like I'm not slinging mayo but it was not the easiest of tasks.
you could totally rewrite that to make one of those 'Bel-Air' stories
I don't know if she knew or not, but this one time I was gleefully fapping away and my mother just barges into my room to give me my clothes that she just washed - I guess she was doing laundry super late at night.
So there I was, sitting in the dark on a date with Mrs. Jenkins and her 4 slut daughters, and my mother walks in and at that precise moment where she entered my room, I began to climax - because I was almost done. So there she was about to walk in and I was in mid-eruption, trying to look like I'm not slinging mayo but it was not the easiest of tasks.
Given that it increases your chances in bed of not climaxing too early, if performed often enough, I would say there is never too much. Opinions may differ due to moral objection, however.
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doing it a lil more nowadays cus its summer
I don't know if she knew or not, but this one time I was gleefully fapping away and my mother just barges into my room to give me my clothes that she just washed - I guess she was doing laundry super late at night.
So there I was, sitting in the dark on a date with Mrs. Jenkins and her 4 slut daughters, and my mother walks in and at that precise moment where she entered my room, I began to climax - because I was almost done. So there she was about to walk in and I was in mid-eruption, trying to look like I'm not slinging mayo but it was not the easiest of tasks.
I'll never think of mayo in the same way again. lol