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Masturbation Thread

Lixie
edited September 2009 in General
I think this is a much awaited discussion that this forum has yet to have.

So. How often did you do it? And when did you first start doing it?

And for the poll, please select the time you discovered your genitalia.... and how often you visit your genitalia since then...

DON'T BE SHY!! JOIN THE CIRCLE OF TRUST!

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As for any embarrassing stories...

I caught my brothers probably once, and was caught once.

Being the one to walk in on someone is a lot more hilarious than being the one caught.
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  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2009
    /facepalm

    i only know 1 other person at SFU who would ask such a question....except he seriously wanted to know
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    It's a must know for internet friends!
  • kc2k8
    edited April 2009
    I love how the poll reveals which user voted for what! haha.
  • vonnie
    edited April 2009
    LOLz, maybe you should change that *licks Lixie*
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    LOL it was MB's idea to publicize the poll....!
  • vonnie
    edited April 2009
    Haha well He's an MB afterall XD
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    I know... what a creeper. I think he secretly gets off on knowing who jerks off and how many times a day.
  • Hope_2016Hope_2016
    edited April 2009
    what of those who have never tried? The poll doesn't recognize those who have never masturbated.
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    Oh. Because that's not possible.

    Unless you are younger than 15... or older than 65...
  • Hope_2016Hope_2016
    edited April 2009
    Lixie;53375 said:
    Oh. Because that's not possible.

    Unless you are younger than 15... or older than 65...
    That is possible. I am living example of that. Believe me!
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited April 2009
    HAHAH @MB. fucken hilarious... hahaha
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2009
    i like how only the girls have voted so far
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited April 2009
    By "masturbation", do you mean grasping my penis in my hands, and moving it up and down, in a jerking motion, until semen comes out?
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    No, I meant that thing you do where you stick things in your ass and rub some homeless guy's balls until semen comes out of his penis into your mouth.
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    obviously, I click send THEN see that its a public poll jeesh
  • Hope_2016Hope_2016
    edited April 2009
    Lol
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    btw, someone was side betting 3:1 that he can do it 200 times in 2 weeks or something (around 8 times a day was the average he needed to sustain, so whatever the math works out to)
    Pretty lul
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    I think one of my friends said he was doing it 12 times a day for a few months because he had discovered masturbation later on (after grade 12).

    SERIOUSLY?!!
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited April 2009
    I had to choose all of the options. I started choking the chicken when I was 6, about 7 times a day. But my parents caught me and they said that I was never allowed to do it ever again. 5 years later, while watching a particularly erotic episode of Full House, I got the urge again....I tried to fight it, but Stephanie was wearing a frilly skirt...and my temptation got the best of me, and my wang and I were reacquainted, and we fell in love all over again.

    But I was overridden with guilt, for you see, I could feel my other TV show obsession, Kelly Kapowski, looking at me with her disappointed eyes...and I could do it anymore. I had to stop.

    I was dry for another 4 years, until one day, I discovered that I had contracted a disease that would haunt me for many years to follow....spontaneous, raging boners. I had vowed never to spank the monkey again....not after what happened with Kelly....But I discovered it was the only cure for my massive erections. I had to make the decision: slap the ham....or die from having too many bulging hard-ons. So I had to start the cycle again....I swore that I'd only do it to cure myself...and lo and behold I was cured a year later.

    It wasn't until I was 22 that I would begin to flog the bishop again. I joined an inner-city cambodian street gang. It was part of the initiation.
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    [youtube]Gw2Y1mzZRBk[/youtube]
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    12 times a day everyday for a few months...?
    that cant be right...
  • Kingsley
    edited April 2009
    i love it i masturbate all th etime.
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited April 2009
    DaNoobie;53385 said:
    obviously, I click send THEN see that its a public poll jeesh
    most hilarious thread EVER HAHAHA!

    Man I'm really curious as to what this will make out of that april 26 meetup. :thumbs_up:
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    not like I ever go to meet ups anyways lol
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited April 2009
    What's stopping you?

    -- Your daily routine? haha SNAP
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    hey its an average, I didnt say I do it daily
  • buflibufli
    edited April 2009
    Lixie;53358 said:


    As for any embarrassing stories...

    I caught my brothers probably once, and was caught once.

    Being the one to walk in on someone is a lot more hilarious than being the one caught.
    haha ive only had people walk in on me while havin sex
    it was pretty damn funny from my point of view
  • Lixie
    edited April 2009
    online predator;53405 said:
    most hilarious thread EVER HAHAHA!

    Man I'm really curious as to what this will make out of that april 26 meetup. :thumbs_up:
    You know it. The meet up is actually a front for the giant masturbation orgy we're having. This thread is just to get a feel of how many people would be participating.

    APPARENTLY 10 SO FAR!
  • lazyGUY
    edited April 2009
    so what valuable cause are these statistics going to be used for?
  • DaNoobie
    edited April 2009
    ^blackmail imo

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