Just had coffee with a girl...

vik_lane

lmao.

"So, did you enjoy the movie?"
"Yes, definitely. Here's my penis, by the way."

siuying

lol.. what a straight up guy? o.O"

gawdawaful

vik_lane;14383 said:

lmao.

"So, did you enjoy the movie?"
"Yes, definitely. Here's my penis, by the way."

LOL

illicit

siuying;14389 said:

lol.. what a straight up guy? o.O"

see men just make it simple, and keep it that way.

whereas females tend to make it complicated? they enjoy messing with our minds?

well here's a newsflash.

































we control you[females] with our sex. not the other way around







ps. i lied ^




and to the original poster - you miss 100% of all shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky

Kevin M.

Anyone reminded of that Seinfeld episode, where Eileen is on a date with Seinfeld's friend and he... "takes it out"

siuying

@illicit: we don't make things complicated.. i like guys who are smart.. so the "messing up" is inevitable.. besides.. if a girl can successfully mess up your mind.. well maybe it's time for some self reflection.. =D

i don't know abt the controlling part.. but i'm proud to say that i'm not a victim of penis envy.. =P

i did intend a pun there.. but i guess no one caught the humor..
oh well i tried.. with the limited english skills i have..

toodles~

Magnificent_Bastard

I got it, but I couldn't wrap my hand around it.

HEAD, I MEAN HEAD!

Morro

Magnificent_Bastard;14408 said:

I got it, but I couldn't wrap my hand around it.

HEAD, I MEAN HEAD!

You need to do some jaw-stretches.