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Seeking the SFU Orgy Club

Trevor Wong
edited March 2009 in General
I've been here awhile and I'm normally just lurking around reading the interesting things that get posted here. I don't know if anyone remembers but awhile back, there was a topic on an "SFU Orgy Club". Now, I don't know if it was a joke or not but I'm somewhat interested but I'm not able to contact the guy who posted the topic.

Did anyone check it out and see if it was authentic? If so, do you know how I can join? I really want to participate in it since it sounds really fun and pleasurable.

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  • Morro
    edited February 2009
    Go to the AQ at midnight on the first monday of each month. Go to room 6018 and enter. If you are late, there will be other naked people there. If you are early, you must get naked. Wait there, naked, until the rest arrive. DO NOT LEAVE under any circumstances. Even if the sun comes up.
  • IVTIVT
    edited February 2009
    Trevor Wong;47825 said:
    I've been here awhile and I'm normally just lurking around reading the interesting things that get posted here. I don't know if anyone remembers but awhile back, there was a topic on an "SFU Orgy Club". Now, I don't know if it was a joke or not but I'm somewhat interested but I'm not able to contact the guy who posted the topic.

    Did anyone check it out and see if it was authentic? If so, do you know how I can join? I really want to participate in it since it sounds really fun and pleasurable.
    holy fuck are you desperate or what.
  • Ether
    edited February 2009
    Talk to the club organizer - the older guy who works at Renaissance cafe - and ask for a registration form.

    He'll pretend to not know what you're talking about unless you tell him the codeword first. It's "orgy". You should wink when you say it just to make sure he gets the message.
  • Furia101
    edited February 2009
    IVT;47830 said:

    [QUOTE=Trevor Wong;47825]I've been here awhile and I'm normally just lurking around reading the interesting things that get posted here. I don't know if anyone remembers but awhile back, there was a topic on an "SFU Orgy Club". Now, I don't know if it was a joke or not but I'm somewhat interested but I'm not able to contact the guy who posted the topic.

    Did anyone check it out and see if it was authentic? If so, do you know how I can join? I really want to participate in it since it sounds really fun and pleasurable.

    holy fuck are you desperate or what.[/QUOTE]

    are you that gullible?

    fail.
  • FerrousWheel
    edited February 2009
    I love that the Peak had a back page about this a while ago. I couldn't tell if it was conscious satire or if the person actually believed it but it was definitely funny as hell. But hey, if anyone wants to start a real one I'm down. Pretty sure SFSS would fund it too, I doubt there are any specific regulations against it. I hereby nominate myself for president.

    Edit: SFU students are apparently really really gullible so I would say the answer is probably yes.
  • taradaisy
    edited March 2009
    Morro;47828 said:
    Go to the AQ at midnight on the first monday of each month. Go to room 6018 and enter. If you are late, there will be other naked people there. If you are early, you must get naked. Wait there, naked, until the rest arrive. DO NOT LEAVE under any circumstances. Even if the sun comes up.
    this made me spit out my beer i was laughing so hard!!:shade:
  • M_Ng
    edited March 2009
    FYI, here's the original article........

    http://www.the-peak.ca/article/4427
  • FerrousWheel
    edited March 2009
    God damn it fuck that article so hard. That kind of shit deserves to be "common knowledge" at your local high school, to be passed down from the juniors to awestruck freshmen between puffs on their cheap cigarettes.

    The thing is, I don't know that anyone at SFU is even dumb enough to believe it so it's just this totally worthless bullshit waste of space that could have been used for JJ McCulaugh to state in the clearest terms possible why he thinks that white people really are objectively better than all other races or whatever other reprehensible idea he's trolling with that week.
  • randomuser
    edited March 2009
    I think for the most part he was only a pretend racist, but he definitely thought some people were better than others. IE those with money, somewhat of an elitist
  • little_asian_angel
    edited March 2009
    no wonder a lot of the chairs in the WMX lecture rooms have disgusting stains on them..... lol

    actually, I've witnessed a guy getting a blowjob... actually, quite a few people have witnessed it including vonnie... remember vonnie?
  • hikin
    edited March 2009
    HAHAHA WHAT?!?!
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited March 2009
    Vonnie was giving a blowjob in WMX?? Who was the recipient? Hikin??
  • little_asian_angel
    edited March 2009
    noooooooooooo.... hahaha. I don't remember if Vonnie was there.... but must of heard about it for sure. 2 years ago I witnessed some nasty couple in a wmx classroom. We had an event in there and they just walked in, sat in the back doing their thing while there were about 10 of us inside watching a movie. He looked really sleezy... and the girl looks desperate

    I remember seeing the guy standing in front of me a few days later on the bus... I had to try not to laugh at him.
  • FerrousWheel
    edited March 2009
    That's pretty funny actually. I think the only proper thing to do in that case is to sit right next to them and try to strike up a conversation; introduce yourself, comment on what a good job the girl is doing, offer her a breath mint (you've heard that it tingles), ask if she'll do you next (and failing that if he will). And if anyone knows where the orgy club it it's probably them- you just have to choose your moment and ask.

    I find the whole public sex thing really amusing. I get grossed out by regular PDA like couples sloppily making out on the bus or whatever, but I think if they were actually fucking I'd have to at least appreciate their initiative. I always hoped I'd see someone going at it in the tower across from me when I lived in an apartment (in retrospect it's possible that someone saw me at least once) but I never did.
  • buflibufli
    edited March 2009
    anyone done it while @ work?
  • Lixie
    edited March 2009
    I have always WANTED to try it at work, but my sense of work ethics is too strong.... HA HA HA.

    Wildest place for me was Rocky Point, about five steps off the path people regularly walk on. Best night ever for outside foreplay, the sex itself was disappointing.
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited March 2009
    ^Mannnnnn I need to try that outdoor kind of shit. More stories to tell my grandkiddos about how legendary i was when I was their age.
  • buflibufli
    edited March 2009
    hmm ive never fucked outdoors, never seemed appealing to me
    and even if i started something outdoors i always moved it indoors b4 it got too serious lol
  • Lixie
    edited March 2009
    The added effect is when you know someone might stumble upon the two of you at any moment. It adds to the excitement, for some people.
  • FerrousWheel
    edited March 2009
    I wish the exhibitionists would just get in touch with the voyeurs, that way everyone could be kept happy.
  • buflibufli
    edited March 2009
    Lixie;52113 said:
    The added effect is when you know someone might stumble upon the two of you at any moment. It adds to the excitement, for some people.
    once u have a few ppl walk in on ya u realize this is more annoying then exciting :P

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