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In The News: Octopussy

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  • edited February 2009
    someone actually compared her case with angelina jolie.. funny because one is a celebrity raking in millions a year.. while she's living on welfare? :confused:
  • edited February 2009
    remind's me of that show jon and kate plus eight. but i guess in this case, there's way more headache and it is aired over news networks
  • edited February 2009
    I find these pictures so disturbing:

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    edited February 2009
    epic stretch marks
  • edited February 2009
    ^Now I am going to have nightmares tonight. Who wants to keep me company until 3:00AM?

    My goodness, it looks like a fuc*ing tumor! Which is kind of true because jobless single mother who NO MEAN whatsoever to support her childrens (all 14 of them) are cancer to society.
  • edited February 2009
    oh god i feel like throwing up now.
  • edited February 2009
    Who like to wager she's gonna have more kids?
  • edited February 2009
    that's what happens when the guy, instead of pulling out at the right time, sticks it in and lets all the juice flow in.
  • edited February 2009
    um... it was told she's actually a virgin (kinda skeptical on this).. but all her babies were conceived out of artificial insemination..=)
  • edited February 2009
    ^no she's divorced and said she had a miscarriage before and that's when she discovered she was unable to give birth naturally and turned to ivf.

    here's another story about people who shouldn't have kids, this boy seriously looks like he's 10:
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    Asked how he would cope financially, Alfie replied in a video clip posted on YouTube: 'What's financially?'
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1144244/Baby-faced-boy-father-13-allowed-share-bed-girlfriend-14.html

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
  • edited February 2009
    she was apparently married as well, which makes the virgin thing hard to believe

    but it would explain the divorce
  • edited February 2009
    yeah.. i read about alfie in the news this morning... and wow.. i was just speechless...
  • edited February 2009
    ok...how is that kid possibly 13, i cant believe it

    i bet this is one of those things where the girl is going to end up on maury...
  • edited February 2009
    lol why would the girl end up on maury, she knows who the father is

    and Alfie is surprisingly mature
  • edited February 2009
    girl was probably babysitting on the kid that time until she got all horny for some reason so she just fucked the first penis she saw. turns out it's the kid's first pussy so he comes out too early and din't know the rule about warning the girl when you're about to go.
  • edited February 2009
    i bet this is some publicity stunt, that kid just does not look 13 by any stretch of the imaginiation
  • edited February 2009
    lol this gets more confusing

    whats the backstory behind the photo collegestudent posted?
  • edited February 2009
    ^i put the links for a couple of articles under the photo. i didn't feel like copying and pasting the whole thing on here since its pretty long.

    and if i were alfie's parents, i'd demand a paternity test. i'm pretty skeptical he can even get someone pregnant plus one of the girls neighbours said she always had boys sleeping over and sneaking in and out of the house, etc.
  • edited February 2009
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2240802.ece

    Surprise surprise...other people are claiming they did the chick ^

    There really is no way that kid got her pregnant...even if he is 13...which I doubt...if you look at his physical development, there is no way he could be not shooting blanks at his level...
  • edited February 2009
    ^I don't get why his estranged father showed up in a devil's mask...

    Explanation, please? =T
  • edited February 2009
    I get that he didn't want to show his face, but did he really have to wear a fucking DEVIL's mask?
    That town is utterly retarded.
  • edited February 2009
    so 4 more boys have come forward saying they could be the father, in addition to the 2 that already came forward and alfie. that is 7 potential fathers!! i don't know where this girl found the time to go to school.
  • edited February 2009
    collegestudent;48499 said:
    i don't know where this girl found the time to go to school.
    Easy, PREMATURE EJACULATION!
  • edited February 2009
    hahaha that was probably students funniest post ever
  • edited February 2009
    ahem* may i suggest the multiple functions of the girl's lavatory that is conveniently found on school grounds? this girl would be in school regardless.. even if she wanted to get things done.. =)
  • edited February 2009
    lol @ devil's mask, that was totally uncalled for and hilarious
  • edited February 2009
    Regarding the Octuplets mother, it turns out that the house she is staying in is under foreclosure threat. Fuc*ing brilliant, you can't even pay for your house and you have 14 kids...

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090219/ts_alt_afp/healthchildrenfertilityoctupletsproperty_20090219172116

    Regarding the 13 year old British dad. There are now allegations that the young boy is DEFINITELY not the father and the 15 year old girl conspired with her mom to make up this story just to cash in on the media coverage. Geeze, bring on the DNA test already.

    By the way, thanks. It took me a while to come up with the Premature Ejaculation joke.

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