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Penis poll/thread. Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.
So this already hilarious thread turned into a massive bitchfest/slapfight when I dared to suggest that most people are wrong about racial differences in cock size, and cock size in general. Because it's a massive derail and no one cares about the original topic anymore I'm giving it its own thread. Unfortunately this poll can't measure people's ability to judge size just by looking, which is the major weak point of anecdotal evidence. Someone can be perfectly aware of the numbers and perfectly aware of their own preference without the two matching up. If this is the case then the numbers are useless. Randomuser believes that the numbers are useless anyway and she don't need any of yer fancy book learnin'. IVT believes that size doesn't matter to Jesus as long as he (IVT) doesn't jack off. Jesus can jack off all he wants, because he's Jesus.
But I digress. Once you've voted you can mosey on over to the wiki page and educate yourself. It's also fun to look at the edit history and see the prolonged battle over whose photo gets used. If you can you should take a human sexuality class because god damn the people on this forum are ignorant as hell. Or maybe I'm the only person who bothers to try and talk sense as opposed to simply rolling my eyes and then going to tell IVT he's an idiot over whatever idiotic thing he's said most recently. I dunno.
So beyond the useless poll this thread is for girls to tell fish stories, guys to brag about and exaggerate their size, people to grossly overstate the relevance of their personal experience, and other general banter about this retarded fucking topic. The thing I would actually be interested in would be people talking about how important size is to them in the first place. Everything is pretty well known to anyone who can be bothered to look at the data. Anyone who wants to collect their own data about themselves or a partner: The correct way to measure is with a measuring tape (not a ruler or a tape measure). Press the zero end against your pubic bone and measure from base to tip on top. You measure circumference by wrapping around at the thickest point, that's pretty self explanatory I think. The important thing is where you measure from; not underneath and not from behind the balls.
I should note that there is a strong possibility of people posting NSFW pictures of various kinds here, so advance at your own peril.
But I digress. Once you've voted you can mosey on over to the wiki page and educate yourself. It's also fun to look at the edit history and see the prolonged battle over whose photo gets used. If you can you should take a human sexuality class because god damn the people on this forum are ignorant as hell. Or maybe I'm the only person who bothers to try and talk sense as opposed to simply rolling my eyes and then going to tell IVT he's an idiot over whatever idiotic thing he's said most recently. I dunno.
So beyond the useless poll this thread is for girls to tell fish stories, guys to brag about and exaggerate their size, people to grossly overstate the relevance of their personal experience, and other general banter about this retarded fucking topic. The thing I would actually be interested in would be people talking about how important size is to them in the first place. Everything is pretty well known to anyone who can be bothered to look at the data. Anyone who wants to collect their own data about themselves or a partner: The correct way to measure is with a measuring tape (not a ruler or a tape measure). Press the zero end against your pubic bone and measure from base to tip on top. You measure circumference by wrapping around at the thickest point, that's pretty self explanatory I think. The important thing is where you measure from; not underneath and not from behind the balls.
I should note that there is a strong possibility of people posting NSFW pictures of various kinds here, so advance at your own peril.
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Edit: vv Great! Who do I talk to? vv
you don't even know me. Stop posting stupid shit like this or fuck off
I won't lie, I am 12" long.
not what size u are
Speaking of which, Insatiable: Do I just put the club name in my sig or am I assigned a rank or what? I want to make sure my antipathy toward IVT is expressed correctly. Probably, but if people are confidant in their anonymity and/or somewhat of an exhibitionist they might feel like telling the world- JayDub already informed us of his modest package. Well yeah I mean the G-spot is right below the diaphragm, right?
An 6''-7'' erected penis is REALLY long. There are NO anoymity in this forum. A few of us have met each other in meetups or on campus already.
Nah, it's cool. Weird I'm the only one no one knows though...
Anyways, I think it is funny that almost every guy in the world at some point in his life has whipped out the old tape measure and his cock and measured it to see how long it really is.
To FerrousWheel, you are new, hence why you are unaquainted.
I'm 100000000000000 inches long. My wife's an astronaut but that doesn't stop us from having intercourse.
You can express whatever you'd like, but the goal is simple: to force that obnoxious schmuck off of this forum--how you do so is up to you. He thinks it's all fun and games, but he secretly wishes that he were one of us, yet it's at that point that the club will have achieved its objective, give our name...
Also nice work on IVT's macro, that was pretty fast. Gonna go choose my rank now...
Edit: Changed my sig but for some reason it isn't showing up. Gonna go ahead and blame god for this one; since he's omnipotent it's automatically his fault.
Edit2: There it is! Yay!
Edit3: Buh? It's showing in another thread. Whatever, it's there.