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Rap battle me!

edited December 2008 in General
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my name is lazyguy
i like apple pie
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  • edited December 2008
    you have a fat thiegh
    because you eat so much pie
  • edited December 2008
    im not fat
    im lazy
    and my rhymes be crazy
  • edited December 2008
    bitch please you aint got nothing on this flow,
    simply responding to this is not making use of my ammo,

    I feel as if you've created this to make a fool out of yourself,
    but you're a lazy guy, and people like you dont give a fuck about their health,

    Which is why you make this thread in the first case...
    in hopes that maybe your posts per day on the talksfu forum remains on pace?

    Get the fuck out of here you've got nothing on me,
    except maybe being a hindi
  • edited December 2008
    Yeah, this is a guy from the "Nation of Poets". Keep updated for more, this is just the beginning:

    You did not leave me when the ignorant stampeded ...
    You loaded your bitches and came over to me...
    A rosy cloud, a scud of white vapor, precipices of cloud flashing with lightning,
    Resounding thunder, flood water running over the parched earth,
    The past night's repeated showers, noisy as the jibin bird
    The heavy rain which fell, the longed-for rain of the spring,
    Ponds brimming over, old campsites luxuriant,
    Thorns become as tall as grass, thick undergrowth crackling-
    I shall satisfy your needs as when one pours out salty water for a she-camel
    And I shall entertain you with a poem as precious as a jewel.


    Poem is the cherisher of life.
  • edited December 2008
    hahahahahahahahaha is this for real?
  • edited December 2008
    Hope_2016;42887 said:

    You loaded your bitches and came over to me...
    holy shit he's sexist too
  • edited December 2008
    why word limit buddy? open please
  • edited December 2008
    I'm not your buddy, guy!
  • edited December 2008
    Broken Lizard;42889 said:
    holy shit he's sexist too
    are you looking for me a name that distinguishes me from others? Iran mentioned 'bitch' in his poem and you did not highlight? what does that one tell? Let us be respectful to each other and stop these words that you are branding me.
  • edited December 2008
    Broken Lizard;42891 said:
    I'm not your buddy, guy!
    Sorry, SORRY, I am not buddies-thirsty being, instead I have lots. So, don't play around with me, watch out.
  • edited December 2008
    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
    To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
    What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
    He's choking, how everybody's joking now
    The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
    Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
    Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
    He's so mad, but he won't give up that
    Easy, no
    He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
    It don't matter, he's dope
    He knows that, but he's broke
    He's so stagnant that he knows
    When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
    Back to the lab again yo
    This this whole rhapsody
    He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
  • edited December 2008
    Whooaaa. JayDub that was so original. I like the part about the spaghetti.
  • edited December 2008
    Ok first of all we need a beat bitchess
  • edited December 2008
    LOL spaghetti you guys are funny man
  • edited December 2008
    iran just killed it

    tick tick boom
  • edited December 2008
    [youtube]ZwdTwcAkdNg&feature=related[/youtube]
  • edited December 2008
    is this shit still open??

    alright. Iran you saw me and you ran.
    I"m the man, from here to Japan
    I'm taking over your territory, like Iraq did Kuwait.
    My crew we pack packets and we move weight.
    battling me, you better get cho shit straight
    my words spin around you , make you tipsay (tipsy)
    JayDub, no use quoting Eminem
    you think you rapping, but its' me that wrote a gem.
    my flow damage, I leave yo bitch stranded,
    leave a bad taste in yo mouth like a shit sandwich

    that's it for now
  • edited December 2008
    AHAHAH!!! Seriously!? This is hilarious!

    bitch please, you guys are a bunch of wannabees
    you guys can't compete w/ my rapping expertise
    you're fucked in the head thinkin you're so fly
    buddy get the hell out here, just don't even try
    you come up in here thinkin that you're all that
    hell your rhymes are as lame as mortal kombat
    honestly, i think you guys are just a bunch of homos
    don't even try challenging me cus i think your rhymes blow

    Challenge me, bitches! hahaha
  • edited December 2008
    DaNoobie aka Eli
    [youtube]bHpw6CzprNY[/youtube]
  • edited December 2008
    kinky, you battling the wrong brutha.
    last time i tried to call, you gave me the wrong numba.
    --END lol...
  • edited December 2008
    I have a video of an EPIC freestyle rap battle, but I won't post it cuz it involves someone I think some of you know... you can try to find it on Youtube though =)
  • edited December 2008
    Did he mention JayDub in that video?
  • edited December 2008
    xxk1nky;43030 said:
    AHAHAH!!! Seriously!? This is hilarious!

    bitch please, you guys are a bunch of wannabees
    you guys can't compete w/ my rapping expertise
    you're fucked in the head thinkin you're so fly
    buddy get the hell out here, just don't even try
    you come up in here thinkin that you're all that
    hell your rhymes are as lame as mortal kombat
    honestly, i think you guys are just a bunch of homos
    don't even try challenging me cus i think your rhymes blow

    Challenge me, bitches! hahaha
    haha jesus tap dancing christ who the fuck do you think you are?
    you're about as irrelevant as a bitch picked up at a local bar
    not gonna lie to you.... i'm simply in awe
    a woman out of the kitchen? that should be against the law
  • edited December 2008
    We should do this in our Christmas meet up =) We can all use some practice
    haha jesus tap dancing christ who the fuck do you think you are?
    you're about as irrelevant as a bitch picked up at a local bar
    not gonna lie to you.... i'm simply in awe
    a woman out of the kitchen? that should be against the law
    ("Jizz In My Pants" Beat)

    Hey there, let me see your passport,
    fresh illegal transport from Iraqi port?
    Strip down now or before you know,
    your ass will be taser in the snow
    Don't try to talk back just cut it loose,
    KINKY have a bigger penis than you
    Let me tell you where you would like to be,
    orgy fest featuring Triple and MB
    Looking for gay marriage that's why you came,
    Jay Dubby Dub can tell you why you are insane
    Vonnie on my left and flo-ra on my right,
    popin' Champagne bottles while I watch you deport

    GO BACK TO IRAN NOW
    This is Canada where the cool people live,
    you are too brown so it's time for you to leave
  • edited December 2008
    Whooaaa. JayDub that was so original. I like the part about the spaghetti.
    Just in case you wasn't being funny, he copied these off Eminem =p
  • edited December 2008
    hahahahahahhahahahha something smells like its burning
  • edited December 2008
    yoyo Alex Shih
    81 posts and think you're the shit?
    I drop bombs on yo moms and get foreign chicks
    ofcourse i'm fly stop the racism guy
    i'm taking a slice of your pie battling me u ain't breaking my stride
    using this to kill time writing these chill rhymes
    write your own verses and don't u dare steal mine.
    ahah
  • edited December 2008
    Alex Shih;43262 said:
    Just in case you wasn't being funny, he copied these off Eminem =p
    Straight up, true and true.
  • edited December 2008
    Well obviously I suck at sarcasm.
  • edited December 2008
    Alex Shih;43239 said:
    We should do this in our Christmas meet up =) We can all use some practice



    ("Jizz In My Pants" Beat)

    Hey there, let me see your passport,
    fresh illegal transport from Iraqi port?
    Strip down now or before you know,
    your ass will be taser in the snow
    Don't try to talk back just cut it loose,
    KINKY have a bigger penis than you
    Let me tell you where you would like to be,
    orgy fest featuring Triple and MB
    Looking for gay marriage that's why you came,
    Jay Dubby Dub can tell you why you are insane
    Vonnie on my left and flo-ra on my right,
    popin' Champagne bottles while I watch you deport

    GO BACK TO IRAN NOW
    This is Canada where the cool people live,
    you are too brown so it's time for you to leave
    OMFG HAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I think he owned you all!

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