what are some of the coolest/funniest dating tips or myths you've come across?

siuying

so yeah pretty self explanatory.. since the members here are really helpful here in this love life section of the forum.. i figured we could share a good laugh (before finals) or good tips (for the holidays to come) so i'll go first...

i heard this from pink the other night "always wear nice underwear, cause you never know what happens"



now post away!!! =P

Kevin M.

hahaha one of the myths i grew up with throughout highschool is that if a girl is wearing black underwear she wants to have sex...needless to say i spent my adolescent years with my black undie radar on full alert just waiting for that golden opportunity...it never occurred lol

is it even true?

Broken Lizard

First date tip.
If there is no chance for a second date, use the naked man.
It works 2/3 times.

JayDub

I heard, if you don't use it, you will lose it.

And Triple... HIMYM FTW!!!

Broken Lizard

himym? What is that. I've actually done the naked man 6 times. 4 times it has worked... i duno what himym is.

Broken Lizard

ok yeah you caught me, HIMYM is godly. haha

JayDub

failsauce...

Student0667

I've heard that when you are walking along the street with your lady, you are supposed to walk on the side of the curb.

JayDub

No, it is the other way around, that way if you do not like her you can accidentally bump her into traffic.

It's how I got rid of my last girlfriend.

Broken Lizard

yeah and she can block the water from a car coming by if it's raining

Jimmy

i heard when all else fails, whip it out and you'll get some

Lixie

First boyfriend's dad's advice to him:

Never date a girl you can't wrap your arms around completely.

Also, from my mom, which I thought was funny:

"Do not ride two boat at same time!!"

Me: "How do you even DO that?"

Mom: "By spreading leg like bad girl!"

siuying

since i'm asian.. this is what is taught to asian boys..

"when you're looking for a girlfriend, make sure she's damn attractive.. when looking for a wife.. make sure she has an ass"

Lixie

But asians don't have ass...

DaNoobie

see I was never taught that

but I did hear something about comparing to cars...
"if you want a girlfriend, you want a new 'double b' (referring to Benz, BMW)
and if you want a wife, get a toyota"

Theres also something on reverse gold digging but I dont really remember how that goes

Agentbob

"There are no nice guys."

*continues dating guidos*

mrbubbles

Lixie;41588 said:

But asians don't have ass...

Asians also don't have shoulders. Good lord, those skinny Asians with long silly hair are quasi-multisexual, they don't look like real man. I have to agree, East Asian females do not have ass.

IVT

Lixie;41569 said:

First boyfriend's dad's advice to him:

Never date a girl you can't wrap your arms around completely.

Also, from my mom, which I thought was funny:

"Do not ride two boat at same time!!"

Me: "How do you even DO that?"

Mom: "By spreading leg like bad girl!"

EPIC WIN

oh and some Asian girls have nice asses. Nice as in small and with a nice shape.

Here's some advice i got from another BB:

chuck it in her pooper

Student0667

Girls like bad boys.

siuying

and for those who make use of perfumes/cologne.. "don't marinate in it, just smell good"

Agentbob

siuying;41659 said:

and for those who make use of perfumes/cologne.. "don't marinate in it, just smell good"

Oh hey about this. Apparently those who use perfume/cologne becomes immune to the smell over time. Just because you can't smell it doesn't mean others can't.

siuying

hence.. you should have more than one selection of perfume/cologne if you're a frequent or daily user.. =)

Lixie

Plus, what is the deal with cologne? Aside from sounding extremely like COLON, I don't know why dudes even need it. It's not like they need to beautify themselves. When I first found out that a guy friend wore cologne, I wanted to call him a girl.

And I would rather not invest in perfumes of today--why spend $80 or $200 SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE RATHER THAN YOURSELF????

oOoOOooOOOOoO I AM WEARING "VERA WANG" TODAY!!! AND TOMORROW I WILL WEAR "MADONN-A!!"

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...!

mrbubbles

Beautiful natural people smell good. No need for colognes or perfumes. Except if you are East Asian, god, East Asian household always has a weird smell.

DaNoobie

tee hee you'll be wearing wang today

illicit

Lixie;41702 said:

I don't know why dudes even need it. It's not like they need to beautify themselves. When I first found out that a guy friend wore cologne, I wanted to call him a girl.

So the only gender that can care about their own image is of the female specie?

And I would rather not invest in perfumes of today--why spend $80 or $200 SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE RATHER THAN YOURSELF????

oOoOOooOOOOoO I AM WEARING "VERA WANG" TODAY!!! AND TOMORROW I WILL WEAR "MADONN-A!!"

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...!

Then how about make-up? How about designer clothing?

I don't see why we can't " beautify " ourselves, sure there's an extent before you look like a bender but I wouldn't classify using cologne as crossing that line.

It looks like that's the issue for you though, continue on dating guys that don't look after themselves then.

siuying

Lixie;41702 said:

Plus, what is the deal with cologne? Aside from sounding extremely like COLON, I don't know why dudes even need it. It's not like they need to beautify themselves. When I first found out that a guy friend wore cologne, I wanted to call him a girl.

And I would rather not invest in perfumes of today--why spend $80 or $200 SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE RATHER THAN YOURSELF????

oOoOOooOOOOoO I AM WEARING "VERA WANG" TODAY!!! AND TOMORROW I WILL WEAR "MADONN-A!!"

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...!

i don't know.. i like walking by picking up a nice smelling perfume/cologne and try to tag it onto the guy/girl who's wearing it.. or just smelling something nice on a gloomy day.. makes me a happier girl.. =P

bufli

Lixie;41702 said:

Plus, what is the deal with cologne? Aside from sounding extremely like COLON, I don't know why dudes even need it. It's not like they need to beautify themselves. When I first found out that a guy friend wore cologne, I wanted to call him a girl.

And I would rather not invest in perfumes of today--why spend $80 or $200 SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE RATHER THAN YOURSELF????

oOoOOooOOOOoO I AM WEARING "VERA WANG" TODAY!!! AND TOMORROW I WILL WEAR "MADONN-A!!"

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...!

cuz some of the shit is dope
as a side note i've never had a girl tell me they don't like the smell of cologne i occasionally wear and yet i've had many say they friken love it lol

lazyGUY

i got lacoste and d&g
girls love the D&G

JayDub

And DHP.

Student0667

I have learned that you should insist on paying 100% of the bill even if the girl offer to pay for her half. The thing is that it may impress her on the short term, but it will spoil her in the long term and hurt you financally.

So, ladies, what are your view on this.

As for myths, I have heard this urban legend that there was this hotshot went to a pharmacy store to buy codom and boast to the pharmacist there that he "may get lucky tonight." Once he arrived to his date's house, he, to his horror, was greeted by said pharmacist and the hotshot's date was the pharmacist's daughter.