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  • edited November 2008
    DaNoobie;40889 said:
    how many partners have you had chingchong?
    according to this article, you might not be so bright!!
    Four. I'm sure there is an equation for this kind of theory, though.

    Something like the number of your partners multiplied by your age, then that number being divided by the years you've been sexually active. Then multiply by 10, or 15, or 20, etc, depending on which decade of your life you are currently in.

    20's = 10
    30's = 15
    40's = 20
    50's = 25

    So I'm using ... [ (#P x #A) / #SA ] x 10 = IQ

    In THAT case, mine comes out to 153.3.

    BUT BUT BUT. I've had my IQ properly tested, and it was at 129. So unless I'm horribly off by missing that extra 24.3, or I'm just talking out of my ass.

    I invite any of you non-virgins to try out the formula. I do not recommend this for virgins though--too may 0's in the equation for the result to be anything else.

    It's a sad day for virgins everywhere.


    EDIT = I forgot to mention that if you are under 20, the wild number you use is not 10, it's 0. I'm aware that brings your IQ down to a nasty 0, but that's just what happens to teenage sluthoebags.
  • edited November 2008
    I see. Absolutely perfect formula devoid of flaws or biases.
  • edited November 2008
    Lixie;40894 said:
    Four. I'm sure there is an equation for this kind of theory, though.

    Something like the number of your partners multiplied by your age, then that number being divided by the years you've been sexually active. Then multiply by 10, or 15, or 20, etc, depending on which decade of your life you are currently in.

    20's = 10
    30's = 15
    40's = 20
    50's = 25

    So I'm using ... [ (#P x #A) / #SA ] x 10 = IQ

    In THAT case, mine comes out to 153.3.

    BUT BUT BUT. I've had my IQ properly tested, and it was at 129. So unless I'm horribly off by missing that extra 24.3, or I'm just talking out of my ass.

    I invite any of you non-virgins to try out the formula. I do not recommend this for virgins though--too may 0's in the equation for the result to be anything else.

    It's a sad day for virgins everywhere.


    EDIT = I forgot to mention that if you are under 20, the wild number you use is not 10, it's 0. I'm aware that brings your IQ down to a nasty 0, but that's just what happens to teenage sluthoebags.
    as long as #SA is 0 then your result asymptotically approaches infinity, not 0.
  • edited November 2008
    lol someone knows his mathematical properties well.. =)
    props to you primexx.. =P
  • edited November 2008
    now post your score primexx
    I have a good idea what it might be!
  • edited November 2008
    well according to that fucked up mess of an equation mine's supposed to be 0 :P
  • edited November 2008
    in before someone uses the excuse that they're a virgin because of their intelligence.
  • edited November 2008
    i'm a virgin
    because i have no penis or vagina

    i look like a ken doll!

    least im ripped
  • edited November 2008
    primexx;40909 said:
    as long as #SA is 0 then your result asymptotically approaches infinity, not 0.
    Best comment ever!

    ETA: Lixie, number of partners means the number of people you sleep with yes?
    Apparently I have an IQ of 200. LOL.
  • edited November 2008
    I think its like, number of total partners you've had in the past and not so much "a omg my personal best is a 6 way" type of deal
  • edited November 2008
    My IQ is at 600... I don't know if this is good or bad.
  • edited November 2008
    Haha, I'm at 0 (19). I suppose I'm a teenage sluthoebag!
  • leo
    edited November 2008
    I got 98, :sad: I have to drastically increase my number of partners...
  • edited November 2008
    hey wtf im 19 and im a sluthoebag too :|
  • edited November 2008
    I wish they would make math class a lot more fun with such equations.
  • edited November 2008
    best one i had was in stats 270 where we calculated probability of getting 3 tickets for parking without a pass in blot lol
  • edited November 2008
    I was in that stats class... though that is not a good thing.
  • edited November 2008
    hmm interesting.. i think i went to 2weeks worth of stats b4 i gave up on lectures

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