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Have you ever broken the law?

randomuser
edited June 2008 in General
I'm not talking about municipal infractions, tickets etc, the actual criminal law.

I stole a hand full of times from commercial businesses when I was 11 for the thrill of it. What about the rest of you? I'm sure one of you has hit someones car and took off without leaving a note.

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  • Ether
    edited June 2008
    When I was in elementary school, my friend and I used to steal pogs from people.
    We'd wait until some people were playing a game, then one of us would distract them after they had knocked all the pogs on the ground, then the other person would stand or sit on some pogs until they started playing again. Then we'd get up and go do the same thing to another game.

    Does that count?
  • randomuser
    edited June 2008
    Wow thats way worse than what I did, I stole from giant corporations who deserved it in the end but you...

    If someone had stolen any of my pogs I probably would have cried, especially if it was a shiny one, I spent so much of my parents money on pogs
  • IVTIVT
    edited June 2008
    wtf are pogs?

    Well I'm Christian so I should be serving 1242432 years for various hate crimes

    that and:
    -drinking in public
    -downloading copyrighted content
    -trasspassing(does that count?)

    basically things that are illegal but nobody cares about.
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited June 2008
    I was poor, so I had those imitation Pogs from the dollar store =(
  • lazyGUY
    edited June 2008
    Ya, but im not telling
  • randomuser
    edited June 2008
    IVT;31700 said:
    wtf are pogs?
    Well I'm Christian so I should be serving 1242432 years for various hate crimes
    Well if you were criminally responsible for the crimes of christianity I'm sure theyd give you a concurrent sentence, so probably not that long. I don't think youd be charged with hate crimes more of associating with a criminal organization.

    It's too bad you had the imitation pogs bastard. I remember spending my 40 dollar a week allowance on pogs, i really should have been forced to save that money for school.
  • randomuser
    edited June 2008
    lazyGUY;31702 said:
    Ya, but im not telling
    You killed someone didnt you? Was it a little kid?
  • siuying
    edited June 2008
    oh man... where to start.. =x

    in elementary school i used to be one of those "helpers" who helped clean up the classroom and storage room.. me and my partner in crime used to sneak stuff out from that room.. from gluesticks.. erasers... to folders and notebooks then we used to walk to the nearest corner store with 3 other girls where one of them distracts the cashier while we race and see who can stash the most candy..=P

    then in high school.. copied answers off the answer key the french teacher so intelligently left on her desk before going to the washroom and shared it with the class and the next block.. helped steal a final exam paper from a math teacher.. used fake ids... did a bit of bullying/extortion.. and.. yeah.. =P

    right now.. i just do the occasional drink and drive.. nothing big.. =D
  • Shi2
    edited June 2008
    My biggest crime now is probably downloading stuff. The small ones I used to do was minor vandalism (due to peer pressure) and "finding" stuff and keeping them.
  • JayDub
    edited June 2008
    At the moment downloading music is still legal and always has been, in Canada.
  • lazyGUY
    edited June 2008
    lol u guys are all softcore criminals
  • Shi2
    edited June 2008
    Back in high school, my friends and I had thought about and had a general plan on breaking into the school. Never actually happened though.
  • Morro
    edited June 2008
    - I've smoked the MARAH-JEW-AWNNAH
    - I ate shrooms once
    - I've broken just about every traffic law known to man
    - I MUST have broken some sort of local porn law at some point in highschool. Damned Germans!
    - I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
    - I've driven drunk twice. Won't do it again.
  • Insatiable
    edited June 2008
    randomuser;31699 said:
    Wow thats way worse than what I did, I stole from giant corporations who deserved it in the end but you...

    If someone had stolen any of my pogs I probably would have cried, especially if it was a shiny one, I spent so much of my parents money on pogs
    You rationalizer!
    siuying;31708 said:
    oh man... where to start.. =x

    in elementary school i used to be one of those "helpers" who helped clean up the classroom and storage room.. me and my partner in crime used to sneak stuff out from that room.. from gluesticks.. erasers... to folders and notebooks then we used to walk to the nearest corner store with 3 other girls where one of them distracts the cashier while we race and see who can stash the most candy..=P

    then in high school.. copied answers off the answer key the french teacher so intelligently left on her desk before going to the washroom and shared it with the class and the next block.. helped steal a final exam paper from a math teacher.. used fake ids... did a bit of bullying/extortion.. and.. yeah.. =P

    right now.. i just do the occasional drink and drive.. nothing big.. =D
    Unforgiveable, siuying, unforgivable! :omg: :wink:
  • siuying
    edited June 2008
    Insatiable;31720 said:
    Unforgiveable, siuying, unforgivable! :omg: :wink:
    awww...:sad: :cry:
  • Insatiable
    edited June 2008
    siuying;31721 said:
    awww...:sad: :cry:
    Yup, ironically it's the criminology students who are the most nefarious of the bunch :wink:
  • Insatiable
    edited June 2008
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  • Student0667
    edited June 2008
    I guess the worst thing I have done so far was beating up a kid in a class that I peer tutored because he was just so fuc*ing annoying and unruly. Also, I am required by my driver's licence to drive with my perscription glasses, however, I often drive without my perscription glasses on. Other than that, I am squeaky clean.
    QUOTE=siuying;31708] then in high school.. copied answers off the answer key the french teacher so intelligently left on her desk before going to the washroom and shared it with the class and the next block..
    Fuc* French, fuck Mrs. Caesar and Mrs. England. I passed French 8 with 51% and I am damn proud of it. The English Language forever.
    helped steal a final exam paper from a math teacher.. used fake ids... did a bit of bullying/extortion.. and.. yeah.. =P
    Stealing final exam paper is perfectly justified if you got Glick, he can't teach for shit anyway. Why should you respect the rule if Glick didn't do his part to give you a decent mathematical education.

    To other TalkSFUers, sorry about all the in-jokes.
    lazyGUY;31717 said:
    lol u guys are all softcore criminals
    I plan to smuggle airguns, daggers, swords, batons, handcuffs, and many more wonderful stuff back from Hong Kong this summer, is that not hardcore enough?
  • Kingsley
    edited June 2008
    ahah back in grade 8, this girl that I had a crush on and I went on a trip to Whistler, and we graffitied the wall of the cabin. To think about it, it was real funny, cuz i graffitied my real name, and when my teacher found out, he forced us to scrub it off. She actually took the blame for me! A down ass chick right?
  • Broken Lizard
    edited June 2008
    tons of times... lol
  • Lixie
    edited June 2008
    I raped a dog back in 1993.

    I'm not allowed to own a pet anymore.
  • Lixie
    edited June 2008
    And I'd just like to add, any of you who have participated in anal sex with anyone OTHER than your marriage partner (also applies if you aren't even married yet), you've broken a criminal law.

    GO TO JAIL.
  • JayDub
    edited June 2008
    Only if you are both below the age of 18.
  • vonnie
    edited June 2008
    I've done a lot of crap that shall not be leaked on an internet forum.
  • siuying
    edited June 2008
    oh come on vonnie.. it can't be that bad...^___________^
    now dish it out.. =P
  • randomuser
    edited June 2008
    I'm sure it cant be anyworse than what siuying did, I thought people only stole and diffused exam answers in movies, and I figured she'd be the last person to post here
  • siuying
    edited June 2008
    but... but.. i've turned over a new leaf now.. :sad:

    and why are people making it an issue of the things i've done.. *whines* is it really that bad?:embarassed:

    some people deserve a second chance no? =P
  • Iran1988
    edited June 2008
    way too much.

    - i've broken into a car
    - I've jumped someone - assault?
    - Stolen things.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited June 2008
    vonnie;31908 said:
    I've done a lot of crap that shall not be leaked on an internet forum.
    it's the anal sex... don't lie now

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