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If you could give the opposite sex one thing...

edited April 2008 in General
...that would be given to everyone in that sex, or whatever sex you're into, what would you give them? And why? it has to be a physical item of some sort

I'd give all males a lifetime supply of Nair, because theres some places that should just not have hair

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  • edited April 2008
    either the ability to have kids or the pains of going through period.. i've always joked about how the person who created humans has to be a man.. because no sexless god would be this biased and bestow upon females the joys of giving birth and going through the menstrual cycle every month...=P

    i'm willing to compromise.. just pick one out of the two.. ;)
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    i would give bigger breasts and i would take away bitchiness and whining (except for period time, that can be tolerated)
  • edited April 2008
    siuying;26848 said:
    either the ability to have kids or the pains of going through period..
    I'm not sure about that...I think it's much worse facing someone going through the pains of periods than actually having to endure them yourself.
  • edited April 2008
    The rules are simple:

    Guys need to talk more when its not that time

    When it is that time, thats the time you should be going out with your friends and watching sports and all the other stuff you will get in shit for normally
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    but don't you need us there to hold you and comfort you and stuff?
  • edited April 2008
    ^ if you can tolerate the bitchiness and whining because that's pretty much a given esp when the girl's an irregular.. but kudos for being considerate of staying behind and comforting the girl.. =) most guys bolt for the door or just stay clear of harm's way during the monthly visit..
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    i can understand the period bitching. I've been told that periods are physically painful (something about tender breasts:wink:) what i don't understand, and have no desire to put up with, is the "i'm the shit" bitch attitude that lasts 24/7 365
  • edited April 2008
    siuying;26848 said:
    either the ability to have kids or the pains of going through period.. i've always joked about how the person who created humans has to be a man.. because no sexless god would be this biased and bestow upon females the joys of giving birth and going through the menstrual cycle every month...=P

    i'm willing to compromise.. just pick one out of the two.. ;)
    http://www.malepregnancy.com/
  • edited April 2008
    ^ was this the same man that graced the covers of newspapers weeks ago or are there technically two men that are pregnant right now?
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    that's fucked up
    The delivery will requires open surgery (Cesarean section) to remove the baby and the placenta. Removal of the placenta is the real danger because it forms such intimate connections with surrounding vessels that massive hemorrhage is likely. Implantation may have also involved other structures in the abdomen, including the bowel and it is possible that parts of other organs may need to be removed. Several physicians who are well-accustomed to advanced and dangerous forms of ectopic pregnancies will be on-hand to handle any complications.
    yea there ARE reasons not to do it. What a freak show
  • edited April 2008
    IVT;26854 said:
    i would give bigger breasts and i would take away bitchiness and whining (except for period time, that can be tolerated)

    bitchiness while on period? never seen that before :P
    only had to deal with the extra horniness hahahaha ;)
  • edited April 2008
    An ugly stick.

    Personally I think the world be a lot funnier if everyone looked even more ugly.

    I suppose that doesn't really have to do with the opposite sex...
  • edited April 2008
    The "pregnant man" that was all over Oprah, and whatnot, is a post-op transsexual female. It's not a "pregnant man" in any real sense, it's just a pregnant woman who's undergone certain procedures to appear male. As far as her internal biology goes, though, she is still a she.

    As far as that asian dude on that site goes, I have no idea and don't feel like looking into it. You can't just put a fetus into a man's gut, though. A woman's entire body is designed to support uterine development. I don't think the "pregnant man" thing will ever be a reality. I think if you scratch the surface of that malepregnancy site, you'll find that there's something fishy there.

    Now, "pregnant vat of synthetic fluid hooked up to millions of dollars of machinery" may one day be a real option.
  • edited April 2008
    IVT;26867 said:
    i can understand the period bitching. I've been told that periods are physically painful (something about tender breasts:wink:) what i don't understand, and have no desire to put up with, is the "i'm the shit" bitch attitude that lasts 24/7 365
    QFT

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