Women's magazines like that are just full of shit, plain and simple. They're there to reduce the self-esteem of the women who buy them, from all the ads with thin models, health foods, etc. Reading a magazine like that, I'm pretty sure you think that your clothes aren't nice enough, or that your man can't satisfy you enough. Why? Because they're telling you that's the way it is.
I think Dave Chappelle put it best:
Women got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin about. It's true. I see this shit in the magazines. I've seen the covers. It'll say "100 ways to please your man" by Some Lady.
Get out of here now. There ain't no hundred ways. That list is four things long. Just, suck his dick, play with his balls, then fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much, and everybody's happy.
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I think Dave Chappelle put it best:
Women got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin about. It's true. I see this shit in the magazines. I've seen the covers. It'll say "100 ways to please your man" by Some Lady.
Get out of here now. There ain't no hundred ways. That list is four things long. Just, suck his dick, play with his balls, then fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much, and everybody's happy.