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So, I walked in on sex yesterday...

Morro
edited February 2008 in General
...yup.

Walked in to a room on the 6th floor (or 7th?) of the AQ b/c I was supposed to meet someone up there and I couldn't remember exactly which room it was. So I opened the door and poked my head in, and there was a big round butt of a dude, and he had some chick pressed against the wall. She saw me immediately, and made a little sound, and I hit my knee against the doorframe from pulling away so quickly. I heard rustling in the room but I ran away before they could come out and it got all awkward. :p

She was kinda cute, too. To me, there are much smarter places to have sex than the AQ. Some random corner of RCB would seem more secluded, or maybe something in the lower depths of West Mall? Down at the bottom of Maggie Benston? Top floor of the library? I understand the allure of sex in odd places, but come on. People are in and out of those AQ rooms all the time!
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  • Student0667
    edited February 2008
    Ohh, that hot. Normally, you only see scenes like this in porno flicks...

    I guess they don't have the will power to walk all the way down to the catacomb of the Education Building...

    However, 6th Floor of the AQ!? Aren't those rooms mostly professor's or departmental offices?
  • siuying
    edited February 2008
    that reminds me of an episode where I was competing in a tournament where all the teams sorta stayed in hotels on that street.. my team shared our hotel with another team who came from the same zone as us

    we did hear about how... "hardcore" these people are because other teams have seen them drinking.. blazing before the games.. etc etc.. what i didn't expect was to pass by the hallway and see a couple going at it next to the fire exit thinking no one would see.. given that i was still in high school and was all lovey dovey.. that image was practically branded in my mind.. i couldn't even look at the girl when i played against her cause the scene would just pop up.. @_@

    what would you do if you see her again?
  • imelting
    edited February 2008
    haha thats awesome morro
  • Student0667
    edited February 2008
    siuying;22727 said:
    what i didn't expect was to pass by the hallway and see a couple going at it next to the fire exit thinking no one would see..
    So both male and female team went to the tournament or were the teams co-ed? If it was just the female team... DAMN!
    imelting;22728 said:
    haha thats awesome morro
    I am not a Scriptwriting major, but I can totally envision a porno story that consists of some first year girl going up there to ask for her TA for a better mark and ended up going at it...
  • siuying
    edited February 2008
    Student0667;22729 said:
    So both male and female team went to the tournament or were the teams co-ed? If it was just the female team... DAMN!
    well there were lesbian couples on the team that shared the hotel with us.. but the couple i saw consisted of a guy and a girl.. but let's just say some of us did see some lesbian action going on too.. =.="
  • Broken Lizard
    edited February 2008
    beats the sex i walked in on... my dad and his gf... haha
    well i didnt see anything thank god, i walked inside my house, heard the bed squeeking and her moaning really load, i left so damn fast.
  • Morro
    edited February 2008
    Alright, I don't know what the hell floor it was. 5000 level, maybe? The one with all the classrooms for tutorials.
  • vonnie
    edited February 2008
    WOW lol what time of day was this? You'd think they would lock the door HAHAHA. I was on a skitrip with some friends, and my BF and I were in the same room as our friends, another couple, and we went our separate ways for the day, came back, opened the door and BAM!!!!! We just turned around and left... laughing. HAHA. It was hilarious.
  • Student0667
    edited February 2008
    I got a feeling that sex on campus is more common than we imagined. Or else what would be the purpose of those condom machines in the male washroom.
    vonnie;22736 said:
    WOW lol what time of day was this? You'd think they would lock the door HAHAHA.
    I am not too sure of the doors of those rooms can be locked.
  • DaNoobie
    edited February 2008
    I'm gonna go around opening doors on campus with a cam-corder in hand now. I'll be a sex bounty hunter
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited February 2008
    I didn't get a chance to read the thread, but the name of the thread reminds me of yesterday. So I was in this tutorial room on 5th floor AQ right......

    But yeah, that's one classy Valentine's Day.
  • siuying
    edited February 2008
    student's right.. those doors can't be locked.. therefore it wasn't really smart for the guy and the girl to be frisking there.. then again.. where's the danger when you can't get busted? =P
  • Student0667
    edited February 2008
    I was wondering, are there even rules that prohibit sexual activity on campus?
    Magnificent_Bastard;22739 said:
    So I was in this tutorial room on 5th floor AQ right......

    But yeah, that's one classy Valentine's Day.
    Very funny...
    siuying;22740 said:
    then again.. where's the danger when you can't get busted? =P
    You mean "where's the fun..."
  • siuying
    edited February 2008
    no.. i meant danger.. =)
  • IVTIVT
    edited February 2008
    Morro;22725 said:

    West Mall
    Fuck West Mall.


    plz carry on...
  • toast
    edited February 2008
    perhaps I should start hanging around the upper floor AQ...
  • Student0667
    edited February 2008
    siuying;22744 said:
    no.. i meant danger.. =)
    :omg:

    I thought people find the risk of getting busted, erotic...
    toast;22748 said:
    perhaps I should start hanging around the upper floor AQ...
    I can totally see why people would fuc* in the AQ tutorial rooms. Certain rooms have quite a good view, especially at night time. I guess certain people find it romantic...
  • siuying
    edited February 2008
    Student0667;22751 said:
    :omg:

    I thought people find the risk of getting busted, erotic...
    the idea itself is erotic.. but not so much if you get busted.. i mean.. the spectators will be getting a lot more than they ask for.. seeing you...your girl and all.. i don't know how anyone would find that erotic unless they're exhibitionists themselves.. lol...
  • Broken Lizard
    edited February 2008
    haha i remember this one time at my girlfriends, we were doing it on the couch downstairs while her roommates were upstairs sleeping, tried to finish so fast, so nervous they would come down, haha. anytime i heard a creak, i would stop to see if someone was awake, haha
  • Morro
    edited February 2008
    IVT;22747 said:
    Fuck in West Mall.
    Fixed.
  • Shizunda
    edited February 2008
    What is the room number in the AQ that you saw the couple having sex in? I'd like some additional information to be aware of.
  • Agentbob
    edited February 2008
    Shizunda;22756 said:
    What is the room number in the AQ that you saw the couple having sex in? I'd like some additional information to be aware of.
    Me too...for research purposes of course.
  • Morro
    edited February 2008
    I didn't even remember the floor, you think I know the room number?

    Besides, I doubt they'll be going back to that room any time soon. =P
  • Shizunda
    edited February 2008
    How can a person forget an event like walking in a room and abruptly disturb a man and a woman having sex? I would surely remember where, when, what, why and how it happened in the purpose of telling others to talk@SFU about.
  • Morro
    edited February 2008
    I do remember where it was. Visually. But whilst fleeing, I did not stop to grok the room number.

    Get off my back, hippie! =P
  • Shizunda
    edited February 2008
    If you do remember where it was then go back and tell us what the room number is. This is information many of us in the forum want to know!!! Next time we come across this room, we will visually recall how one couple celebrates their Valentine's Day.

    Look, I'm not trying to disprove that you are making up this story but you must understand that many of us SFU students don't have the chance to see or disrupt, in your case, sex in live action.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited February 2008
    jesus just use the internet to look at sex, lol
  • toast
    edited February 2008
    Shizunda;22764 said:
    If you do remember where it was then go back and tell us what the room number is. This is information many of us in the forum want to know!!! Next time we come across this room, we will visually recall how one couple celebrates their Valentine's Day.

    Look, I'm not trying to disprove that you are making up this story but you must understand that many of us SFU students don't have the chance to see or disrupt, in your case, sex in live action.
    you need porno
  • Jimmy
    edited February 2008
    [youtube]
  • Shizunda
    edited February 2008
    toast;22767 said:
    you need porno
    Porn is artificial in sight and sound. Live sound effects, smelling odour and real skin and flesh is much preferred.

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