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Jokes

no_one_cares
edited January 2008 in General
No_one_cares walking through the woods at night with a little Morro.
Morro: "These woods sure are scary!"
No_one_cares: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
Your turn. Post up.

Comments

  • Broken Lizard
    edited January 2008
    someone offended by the virgin comment? lol

    why this in jokes anyways, unless its about sex jokes... but your isn't... lol

    Anyways, heres a joke you can tell your friends, i'm sure most people have heard it.

    You ask someone, "If you went camping with a bunch of friends, got hammered and woke up the next day with a condom stuck in your ass, would you tell anyone? No one remembers anything because everyone got drunk as hell"

    most likely they will say "no, i wouldn't tell anyone"
    then you say
    "Wanna go camping?"
  • no_one_cares
    edited January 2008
    Triple;20708 said:
    someone offended by the virgin comment? lol

    why this in jokes anyways, unless its about sex jokes... but your isn't... lol

    Anyways, heres a joke you can tell your friends, i'm sure most people have heard it.

    You ask someone, "If you went camping with a bunch of friends, got hammered and woke up the next day with a condom stuck in your ass, would you tell anyone? No one remembers anything because everyone got drunk as hell"

    most likely they will say "no, i wouldn't tell anyone"
    then you say
    "Wanna go camping?"
    Offended? No way man, just pushing his buttons. Successful, no?

    Your joke is old and kinda bad. If you want old bad jokes, here are a few:

    Sure Jesus loves you, but does he swallow?

    Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

    Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!

    Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited January 2008
    like i said, most would have heard it
  • Morro
    edited January 2008
    It's nice to know you think of me.
  • JayDub
    edited January 2008
    Jesus saves... passes to Moses and.... SCORRRREEEESSSS!!!

    or more of a nerdy one

    Jesus saves... and takes half damage.

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