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Friends with Benefits

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  • edited December 2008
    IVT;43567 said:
    quit making fun of Richmond:angry:
    But Richmond sucks.
  • edited December 2008
    ...how about from now on morro...before i post anything on this forum...i send it to you for a grammar and spelling check....while we are there why don't i send you my essays my homework...cuz i seem to be to lazy to put commas to separate sentences and sometimes i "eat" some letters...morro you saved my day my life....from now on 10x to you i am gettin only A+ and i will rule the world...gee 10x:D...
  • edited December 2008
    wtf did you just say?

    ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT???
  • edited December 2008
    lisa T;43612 said:
    ...how about from now on morro...before i post anything on this forum...i send it to you for a grammar and spelling check....while we are there why don't i send you my essays my homework...cuz i seem to be to lazy to put commas to separate sentences and sometimes i "eat" some letters...morro you saved my day my life....from now on 10x to you i am gettin only A+ and i will rule the world...gee 10x:D...
    what the fuck did you just say?

    woof?
  • edited December 2008
    How about just make it coherent and intelligible? That oughta be enough.
  • edited December 2008
    mrbubbles;43571 said:
    But Richmond sucks.
    Quoted for truth.
  • edited December 2008
    What the hell is a Lisa T?


    And what the hell is it doing on the internets???
  • edited December 2008
    lisa T;43612 said:
    ...how about from now on morro...before i post anything on this forum...i send it to you for a grammar and spelling check....
    Man, this forum really needs a killfile option...

    Phil
  • edited December 2008
    randomuser;43633 said:
    Quoted for truth.
    :cry:
  • edited December 2008
    Going back to topic: What is wrong with Friends with Benefit anyway?

    As long as two person are being responsible and honest to each other, why get in their way? The important thing is that they should have proper protections during sex and get tested regularily.

    The way I see it, with the advent of birth controls, pills, male and female condoms, and (may god forgive me) abortion, I found that Sex has lost much of its meaning and significance. I want to take the idea of "Free Love" from the 60s and take it a step further to the point that two person do not necessary have to be in love to have sex.

    On a personal note, I would love a friend with benefit. I do not want the extra baggages just so that I can get laid.
    mrbubbles said:
    But Richmond sucks.
    In what way?
  • IVTIVT
    edited December 2008
    You want to get laid? I hear chicks dig proper use of grammar.
  • edited December 2008
    Shoot, anyone who doesn't want to get laid has something wrong with their brain, heh.
  • edited December 2008
    IVT;43684 said:
    You want to get laid? I hear chicks dig proper use of grammar.
    But you must just be speculating :shade:, being a strict Christian pre-marital sex is a sin!

    You couldn't know first hand.
  • edited December 2008
    wow u guys are really still going on about this topic? not even gonna bother reading the other pages lol...
    Student0667;43681 said:
    Going back to topic: What is wrong with Friends with Benefit anyway?
    there is nothing wrong with it, i have yet to find one chick who this would work with. i've been with a few girls who've told me straight up we can just be friends with benefits and that i can see other girls bla bla, until that is it came time to me actually tryn to see other girls when they would get mad and it was apparent they didn't mean that cuz they were emotionally attached. im sure there are plenty of girls out there who wouldnt care and this would work with, but i havent met any yet... actually maybe one, but im in no rush to try my luck with her bf
    oh and as a guy do u really want a girl whos going around taking it from other dudes? wouldnt you just feel used? ;)
    Student0667;43681 said:

    ... The important thing is that they should have proper protections during sex and get tested regularily.
    i dont know about you but as a guy gl getting tested, but if u wanna get tested make sure use a line like... "yes i had unprotected sex with a prostitute who warned me she had shit" else the doctor gonna tell u ur fine and nothin to worry bout
    Student0667;43681 said:

    On a personal note, I would love a friend with benefit. I do not want the extra baggages just so that I can get laid.
    ummm unless uve been having hardcore sex for the past few years i doubt this would work for u...
  • edited December 2008
    bufli;43701 said:

    i dont know about you but as a guy gl getting tested, but if u wanna get tested make sure use a line like... "yes i had unprotected sex with a prostitute who warned me she had shit" else the doctor gonna tell u ur fine and nothin to worry bout
    Plus getting tested involves having stuff put up your urethra which I don't know if you know, but it is very uncomfortable.
  • edited December 2008
    Student0667;43681 said:
    I want to take the idea of "Free Love" from the 60s and take it a step further to the point that two person do not necessary have to be in love to have sex.
    Er...what? Who dictates that this isn't possible?
    bufli said:

    i dont know about you but as a guy gl getting tested, but if u wanna get tested make sure use a line like... "yes i had unprotected sex with a prostitute who warned me she had shit" else the doctor gonna tell u ur fine and nothin to worry bout
    You need a better doctor. The people I've had unprotected sex with are those I have been in monogamous relationships with, and I've never had a problem getting tested before, just saying "I'm in a new relationship, we'd like to stop using condoms, I'd like to get tested first."
    JayDub said:

    Plus getting tested involves having stuff put up your urethra which I don't know if you know, but it is very uncomfortable.
    They can now test for STDs with just a blood test and urine test.


    Phil
  • IVTIVT
    edited December 2008
    PhilB;43707 said:
    "I'm in a new relationship, we'd like to stop using condoms, I'd like to get tested first."
    Well then i hope you like being around children :teeth: lol
  • edited December 2008
    IVT;43709 said:
    Well then i hope you like being around children :teeth: lol
    its called the pill and if the girl is serious about it and takes it regularly like shes supposed to you will be fine
  • edited December 2008
    bufli;43710 said:
    its called the pill and if the girl is serious about it and takes it regularly like shes supposed to you will be fine
    Sounds like a good plan. Except when your girlfriend gets drunk and fucks a guy with AIDS and pass it on you without you knowing.
  • edited December 2008
    Clearly you know nothing about AIDS. Only homosexuals have AIDS and homosexual males do not have sex with females.
  • edited December 2008
    mrbubbles;43721 said:
    Sounds like a good plan. Except when your girlfriend gets drunk and fucks a guy with AIDS and pass it on you without you knowing.
    Ahhh, trust.
  • edited December 2008
    mrbubbles;43721 said:
    Sounds like a good plan. Except when your girlfriend gets drunk and fucks a guy with AIDS and pass it on you without you knowing.
    yes way to take my comment way out of context... i was talking about IVT's children comment...

    ps if ur gf fucks some other guy (if hes got aids or not) you will find out and frankly i wouldn't fuck her, nor have anything to do with her afterwards if her excuse was "i was drunk"
    there is a thin line of respect for one another and for a gf fucking some other guy would be crossing that line
    if she were just a friend then its a diff story she can fuck whomever
  • edited December 2008
    Y'know, if you're really... ah, wanting to go get something done, there's always just clubs, heh, as opposed to debating whether or not a girl you know is willing to not get romantically attached to you.

    The problem is, to get a bit clinical again, that sex creates some pretty intense emotions that can be confused with romantically-motivated desires to be with someone. They're not the same, but... y'know, we're all human.
  • edited December 2008
    IVT;43709 said:
    Well then i hope you like being around children :teeth: lol
    Believe it or not, there are methods that are way more effective than condoms at preventing pregnancies.

    WTF are they teaching you kids in High School nowadays?

    Phil
  • edited December 2008
    PhilB;43739 said:
    Believe it or not, there are methods that are way more effective than condoms at preventing pregnancies.

    WTF are they teaching you kids in High School nowadays?

    Phil
    He's christian, they don't believe in contraceptives.
  • IVTIVT
    edited December 2008
    randomuser;43776 said:
    He's christian, they don't believe in contraceptives.
    you're an idiot.
  • edited December 2008
    There are Jews in the world.
    There are Buddhists.
    There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
    There are those that follow Mohammed, but
    I've never been one of them.

    I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since before I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

    You don't have to be a six-footer.
    You don't have to have a great brain.
    You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
    A Catholic the moment Dad came,

    Because

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    GIRL:
    Let the heathen spill theirs
    On the dusty ground.
    God shall make them pay for
    Each sperm that can't be found.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is wanted.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    MUM:
    Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
    Spill theirs just anywhere,
    But God loves those who treat their
    Semen with more care.

    MEN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    WOMEN:
    If a sperm is wasted,...
    CHILDREN:
    ...God get quite irate.

    PRIEST:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    BRIDE and GROOM:
    Every sperm is good.
    NANNIES:
    Every sperm is needed...
    CARDINALS:
    ...In your neighbourhood!

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is useful.
    Every sperm is fine.
    FUNERAL CORTEGE:
    God needs everybody's.
    MOURNER #1:
    Mine!
    MOURNER #2:
    And mine!
    CORPSE:
    And mine!

    NUN:
    Let the Pagan spill theirs
    O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
    HOLY STATUES:
    God shall strike them down for
    Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

    EVERYONE:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite iraaaaaate!
  • edited December 2008
    JayDub;43783 said:
    There are Jews in the world.
    There are Buddhists.
    There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
    There are those that follow Mohammed, but
    I've never been one of them.

    I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since before I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

    You don't have to be a six-footer.
    You don't have to have a great brain.
    You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
    A Catholic the moment Dad came,

    Because

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    GIRL:
    Let the heathen spill theirs
    On the dusty ground.
    God shall make them pay for
    Each sperm that can't be found.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is wanted.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    MUM:
    Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
    Spill theirs just anywhere,
    But God loves those who treat their
    Semen with more care.

    MEN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    WOMEN:
    If a sperm is wasted,...
    CHILDREN:
    ...God get quite irate.

    PRIEST:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    BRIDE and GROOM:
    Every sperm is good.
    NANNIES:
    Every sperm is needed...
    CARDINALS:
    ...In your neighbourhood!

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is useful.
    Every sperm is fine.
    FUNERAL CORTEGE:
    God needs everybody's.
    MOURNER #1:
    Mine!
    MOURNER #2:
    And mine!
    CORPSE:
    And mine!

    NUN:
    Let the Pagan spill theirs
    O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
    HOLY STATUES:
    God shall strike them down for
    Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

    EVERYONE:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite iraaaaaate!
    FAIL
  • edited December 2008
    Was it really necessary to quote the entire song just to say, "FAIL"?

    I think the fail is on your part.
  • edited December 2008
    IVT;43777 said:
    you're an idiot.
    Hey you're the one that wasn't aware of female contraception via the pill :shade:, I was just exaggerating by saying you didn't believe in it. I should have said just not aware.

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