I was once playing my fiddle down in Georgia when the devil came upon me and saw me playing my fiddle hot. He jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "boy let me tell you what: I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now, you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."
I said, "My name is Josh and it might be a sin, but ill take your bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there ever was."
So the devil opened up his case and said, "Ill start this show" and fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled that bow across the strings and and it made an evil hiss and then a band of demons joined in.
When he finished I said, "well you're pretty good old son but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!"
After I had finished playing the devil bowed his head because he knew that he had been beat. He laid that golden fiddle on the group and my feet. I said, "Devil just come back and if you ever want to try again, because I told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been."
The only emotion exceeding that of love is hate, maybe you should feel good some people don't like you. Although I really think if you didn't include yourself I would be the outspoken winner, which makes me sad you confounded this poll.
I really don't care if people don't like me, its online,
I'm just curious if I could have won, to be at least recognized as the most hated, but since you included yourself we'll never know who the truely most hated is :(
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and for your information i voted for myself
GOD TRIED TO FIGHT HIM BUT THE DEVIL IS TOOOOO STRONG!!!
yeah it wasn't me, i voted for someone else.. mwaahaha
I said, "My name is Josh and it might be a sin, but ill take your bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there ever was."
So the devil opened up his case and said, "Ill start this show" and fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled that bow across the strings and and it made an evil hiss and then a band of demons joined in.
When he finished I said, "well you're pretty good old son but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!"
After I had finished playing the devil bowed his head because he knew that he had been beat. He laid that golden fiddle on the group and my feet. I said, "Devil just come back and if you ever want to try again, because I told you once you son of a gun I'm the best there's ever been."
I'm just curious if I could have won, to be at least recognized as the most hated, but since you included yourself we'll never know who the truely most hated is :(
then we can bet on it too
Win-win.
lol joking
but seriosuly all my votes go to you Flora, you're fired