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I need money

Broken Lizard
edited May 2008 in General
Who wants to give me some?

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  • JayDub
    edited May 2008
    You're still young enough, go work the corner.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited May 2008
    Nah, I'm too good looking, customers would fight over me, resulting in pain and suffering.......
  • JayDub
    edited May 2008
    ergo... threesome.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited May 2008
    could work... lemonparty style... i'd have to charge double... omg it's perfect
  • JayDub
    edited May 2008
    double charge = 2x the monies.
  • Broken Lizard
    edited May 2008
    which = 2x the hookers for myself...
  • Morro
    edited May 2008
    A gay threesome has three times too many wieners.

    I say you become a chimey-sweep! Chim-chimminy, chim-chimminy, chim-chim chiroo!
  • Lixie
    edited May 2008
    Smash one of your legs, or both of them, shattering all the bones into submission.

    Apply for disability. Then government will pay you money to live.

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