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how to have a one night stand?

ralph2087
edited April 2008 in General
so...how does one go about getting a one night stand?

all my relationships seem to fail... the girls keep falling in love with me, but i always seem to lose interest after about 3 weeks. and i'm honest with them..i tell them i don't love them back...and they still keep me around..... but i realized, really, i'm just being a jerk. unless i actually break up with them, i'm still jerking them around.

so, screw relationships. how does one get a one night stand?

i think i'm just too sweet of a person or something..when i find someone i like, or that likes me....i dunno, i get in too deep too quick, and then, like i said, after a couple weeks i'm just bored.

[i'd like to think the girl i mentioned in the other thread is an exception, i really do, but she's leaving anyway. go figures.]
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  • Morro
    edited April 2008
    Questions with equal validity:

    "I can't get a proper workout anymore. I went to one-armed pushups, but now even those aren't enough. Any help?"

    "I feel like my 4.31gpa sometimes makes students resent me. How can I fix this?"

    "I just have way too many friends. I can't keep up with all the people who want to spend time with me, and sometimes I feel torn between them. Suggestions?"

    "Help! My penis is too big, and I'm embarrassed! I'm so distressed! What do I do?"
  • randomuser
    edited April 2008
    "Want to come over for coffee"
    "Want to come over and watch a movie"
    "Etc, etc, etc"
  • Jimmy
    edited April 2008
    whip it out
  • Kevin M.Kevin M.
    edited April 2008
    kind of a __________ question, but I guess it deserves an answer...most one night stands materialize due to alcohol...just go out with your friends and party and if you see a cute girl start dancing with her, buy her a drink or two and when she says she's good to go, take her home

    ...then whip it out hahaha classic
  • Broken Lizard
    edited April 2008
    Jimmy Tung;26684 said:
    whip it out
    seriously do it
    then say "oh look... how did that get out"
  • da_prodigy
    edited April 2008
    yea...maybe she'll help you put it back in cuz that's the most action you'll get if you whip it out lol
  • baby e
    edited April 2008
    What a dumb thread.

    Go to a club and get a girl drunk. Then take her home and voila.

    ps its not such a bad thing to have girls fall in love with you. Perhaps you are leading them on. Dont let them think you are interested in them in a serious way if you dont want to be with them for more than three weeks.
  • baby e
    edited April 2008
    Morro;26673 said:
    Questions with equal validity:

    "I can't get a proper workout anymore. I went to one-armed pushups, but now even those aren't enough. Any help?"

    "I feel like my 4.31gpa sometimes makes students resent me. How can I fix this?"

    "I just have way too many friends. I can't keep up with all the people who want to spend time with me, and sometimes I feel torn between them. Suggestions?"

    "Help! My penis is too big, and I'm embarrassed! I'm so distressed! What do I do?"
    I LOL'd pretty hard at this btw.
  • illicit
    edited April 2008
    Disclaimer: I in no way condone, encourage or support this information. This is solely for awareness and educational purposes.
    http://www.4woman.gov/FAQ/rohypnol.htm said:

    What are date rape drugs?

    These are drugs that are sometimes used to assist a sexual assault. Sexual assault is any type of sexual activity that a person does not agree to. It can include inappropriate touching, vaginal penetration, sexual intercourse, rape, and attempted rape. Because of the effects of these drugs, victims may be physically helpless, unable to refuse sex, and can't remember what happened. The drugs often have no color, smell, or taste and are easily added to flavored drinks without the victim's knowledge. There are at least three date rape drugs:
    • GHB (gamma hydroxybutyric acid)
    • Rohypnol (flunitrazepam)
    • Ketamine (ketamine hydrochloride)
    Although we use the term "date rape," most experts prefer the term "drug-facilitated sexual assault." These drugs have been used to help people commit other crimes, like robbery and physical assault, and have been used on both men and women.
    What do the drugs look like?
    • GHB has a few forms: a liquid with no odor or color, white powder, and pill.
    • Rohypnol is a pill and dissolves in liquids. New pills turn blue when added to liquids. However, the old pills, with no color, are still available.
    • Ketamine is a white powder.
    What effects do these drugs have on the body?

    The drugs can affect you quickly. The length of time that the effects last varies. It depends on how much of the drug is taken and if the drug is mixed with other substances, like alcohol. Alcohol can worsen the drug's effects and can cause more health problems. Also, one drug — GHB — can be made by people in their homes, so you don't know what's in it.
    GHB
    GHB can cause these problems:
    • relaxation
    • drowsiness
    • dizziness
    • nausea
    • problems seeing
    • unconsciousness (black out)
    • seizures
    • can't remember what happened while drugged
    • problems breathing
    • tremors
    • sweating
    • vomiting
    • slow heart rate
    • dream-like feeling
    • coma
    • death
    Rohypnol
    Rohypnol can cause these problems:
    • can't remember what happened while drugged
    • lower blood pressure
    • sleepiness
    • muscle relaxation or loss of muscle control
    • drunk feeling
    • nausea
    • problems talking
    • difficulty with motor movements
    • loss of consciousness
    • confusion
    • problems seeing
    • dizziness
    • confusion
    • stomach problems
    Ketamine
    Ketamine can cause these problems:
    • hallucinations
    • lost sense of time and identity
    • distorted perceptions of sight and sound
    • feeling out of control
    • impaired motor function
    • problems breathing
    • convulsions
    • vomiting
    • out of body experiences
    • memory problems
    • dream-like feeling
    • numbness
    • loss of coordination
    • aggressive or violent behavior
    • slurred speech
    Are these drugs legal in the United States?

    Some of these drugs are legal, but that doesn't mean they're not going to hurt you. Even if they're legal, you should not use them unless your health care provider prescribes them.
    • Rohypnol is NOT legal in the U.S. It is legal in Europe and Mexico and prescribed for sleep problems and as an anesthetic (medicine given during surgery so you don't feel pain). It is brought into the U.S. illegally.
    • Ketamine is legal in the U.S. for use as an anesthetic for humans and animals. It is mostly used on animals. Veterinary clinics are robbed for their Ketamine supply.
    • GHB was recently made legal in the U.S to treat problems from narcolepsy (a sleep problem).
    Is alcohol a date rape drug?

    While GHB, rohypnol, and ketamine are considered "date rape drugs," there are other drugs that affect judgment and behavior, and can put a person at risk for unwanted or risky sexual activity. Alcohol is one of those drugs. When a person is drinking alcohol:
    • It's harder to think clearly and evaluate a potentially dangerous situation.
    • It's harder to resist sexual or physical assault.
    • Drinking too much alcohol can also cause black-outs and memory loss.
    But remember: even if a victim of sexual assault drank alcohol, she is NOT at fault for being assaulted.
  • Morro
    edited April 2008
    I'm honestly waiting for someone to try to claim in court that a pheremone-induced horniness (mythical nonsense) was a form of daterape that impaired their judgement.
  • ralph2087
    edited April 2008
    morro, you seem to be suggesting that i'm basically showing off and then asking for help, or that i've hit a peak, or that i have surpassed everyone else and thus no one can provide help :p

    this is hardly the case. making girls fall in love with you, and making them just want to have sex with you, are two very different things. anyway, it's not like i can make any girl fall in love with me....just a certain type..that perhaps doesn't interest me greatly.

    so..basically, i have to be a little bit pushy with the sex? yeah....ok. that's not my character at all. i guess i'm not cut out for that shit :p oh well.

    and i'm definitely not resorting to date rape drugs thank you very much :p dunno how you can even post that if you don't condone it
  • randomuser
    edited April 2008
    online dating is great for one night stands, the people there are looking for something compared to people in the real world who may or may not

    take a look there

    sex is over rated
  • ralph2087
    edited April 2008
    online dating scares me. never know what sort of std-ridden cows you'll find.
    anyway. scratch this thread. thanks for the tips (y)
  • Morro
    edited April 2008
    Well, first off, the question "how do I get girls to sleep with me without becoming attached" is really the ultimate guy question. It's an unanswerable, and not one you could possibly have hoped to get real advice on. This thread is just an oblique way of telling everyone how much you get laid. :p
  • randomuser
    edited April 2008
    you did say to scratch the thread but you know the girls who go for the one night stands are the ones at higher risk of STDS regardless of whether you meet them online or not

    ;) I know a girl (not friends with her) that got the clap from some guy then she found out and didnt tell two other guys she slept with in the week prior to that

    the only fool proof way to find sex without attachment is through late night bars and online places

    theres a subdivision of online dating, theres certain places that attract people looking for one night stands as compared to some social networking sites
  • callonmeee
    edited April 2008
    LOL @ illicit I laughed pretty hard at that...
  • siuying
    edited April 2008
    randomuser;26924 said:
    ;) I know a girl (not friends with her) that got the clap from some guy then she found out and didnt tell two other guys she slept with in the week prior to that
    what a byatch.. girls like her give the rest of the female population (or those looking for one night stands) a baaaddd name..
  • hikin
    edited April 2008
    Jimmy Tung;26684 said:
    whip it out
    lol thats awesome man.
  • vonnie
    edited April 2008
    This thread sucks. Have some dignity OP.
    Use your head and think about what you're doing.


    Or maybe just use your hand.
  • JayDub
    edited April 2008
    How to have a one night stand.

    1. Meet a girl
    2. ???
    3. Sexy time.
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    vonnie;26971 said:

    Or maybe just use your hand.
    Palmela Handerson?
  • JayDub
    edited April 2008
    Or you could do what I believe is called "The Stranger"
  • buflibufli
    edited April 2008
    vonnie;26971 said:
    This thread sucks. Have some dignity OP.
    Use your head and think about what you're doing.


    Or maybe just use your hand.
    Dignity what??!!!
    u know what they say "an awkward morning beats a boring night!" hahah one of my friends has a shirt with that line lol...
  • Jimmy
    edited April 2008
    JayDub;26983 said:
    Or you could do what I believe is called "The Stranger"
    The stranger FTW
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    JayDub;26976 said:
    How to have a one night stand.

    1. Meet a girl
    2. ???
    3. Sexy time.
    for(int i = 0; i < girls.length; i++) {
    if(girl.looks(girls[i]).equals("hot")) {
    System.out.println("Hi, what's your name?");
    }
    }

    problem solved :wink:
  • JayDub
    edited April 2008
    I am more of a php man

    <?php

    for ($i = 0; $i < count($girls) ; $i++) {

    if (isHot($girl[i]) == true) echo "Hey, how you doin?";

    }

    ?>
  • randomuser
    edited April 2008
    i would be curious as to see what a computer programmers love note would look like, well curious as in like an accident you cant turn your eyes away from
  • IVTIVT
    edited April 2008
    probably something like this:

    for(int i = 0; i < 100000; )
    System.out.println("I love you.");
  • Morro
    edited April 2008
    useless.jpg
  • baby e
    edited April 2008
    omg this thread turned into geek central

    LOLOL

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