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Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Morro
edited March 2008 in General
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
This site made me laugh and laugh.

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  • vonnie
    edited March 2008
    DB2169-777247.jpg

    This was my favorite =D
  • Morro
    edited March 2008
    Check out the "Hall of Scrote" on the left, which has some of the all-time greats. Hahaha...
  • lazyGUY
    edited March 2008
    hahhaha....mc mesher is the MAN

    I gotta find me one of those shirts lol
  • IVTIVT
    edited March 2008
    vonnie;23840 said:
    DB2169-777247.jpg

    This was my favorite =D
    Those do not qualify as "hot chicks"
  • lazyGUY
    edited March 2008
    lol thats true but its safe to say that his "douchebag-ness" makes up for it
  • randomuser
    edited March 2008
    what a douche...i had a mesh net shirt like that...when i was 15, i would wear it over like bikini tops or tank tops, and the necklace....okay....and the hair...thats gotta go
  • Morro
    edited March 2008
    Those do not qualify as "hot chicks"
    The one on the right has a perfectly respectable body, and as to the lefty, I kind of like that whole "I'm spicy and I have hair the size of your fucking pickup truck" look. =P
  • vonnie
    edited March 2008
    Wait wait! I think he's wearing a silver chain on top of the mesh top! *giggles*
  • illicit
    edited March 2008
    the infamous

    TheGuido.jpg
  • vonnie
    edited March 2008
    Are they trying to be DBZ people? Like 6 goku clones?
  • illicit
    edited March 2008
    vonnie;23964 said:
    Are they trying to be DBZ people? Like 6 goku clones?
    oh innocent yvonne. you've seen that " MY NEW HAIRCUT " video right? that and the picture contains guido(s)

    here's an official definition from urbandictionary.
    1. guido
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    		A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

    WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

    NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

    GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

    PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
    If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.

    edit: here's the vid

    [youtube]4JMOh-cul6M[/youtube]
  • JayDub
    edited March 2008
    Fuck the guido dragonball z hairstyle really annoys me. Anyone with hair sticking up that high does not look respectable.

    But when it boils down to it, you know it's not the haircut that really annoys us (but it does look stupid), but the personality of the person typically found attached to said haircut. Greasy, bathed-in-cheap-cologne, popped-collar, mean-muggin' in their MySpace photos trying to look as hard as possible so people forget they're from the same suburbs as the rest of us.

    It also brings up another thought... are we going to ever reach a point where we've just tried every possible thing with our hair, and explored every possible atrocity, to the point where there are just no new fads, no new surprises? I mean, with this "blow out", we've got to be getting close, right? Unless people start trying to see how high they can spike it, and they get taller and taller, until one day a huge mass of hair and crustified gel just topples over, tearing the owner's scalp right off with it and impaling some innocent passerby. And then the government outlaws "blow outs".

    Really, we're going to need to start growing Twi'Lek-like tentacles from our heads just so we can come up more awful styles.

    Here's some funny videos mocking them:

    http://gorillamask.net/hotti.shtml
    Hotti Compilation: A six minute video, consisting almost entirely of Photoshopped images related to or making fun of the Hotti boys. Guid0WN3D?

    http://www.videosdaily.net/videos.aspx/video~3457/The_Elusive_Guido_Mating_Dance_Caught_On_Tape/Funny_videos/
    Shhh...be very quiet. We don't want to disturb the elusive guido in its natural habitat so that we might learn from its strange mating habits.

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