aww.. sorry for the disappointment danoobie.. would stats work for you? i rmb reading somewhere that most girls like doggie style.. think that was from cosmo but can't be sure..=\
use www.urbandictionary.com. it finds the funniest shit.
OMG ewwww!!!
Ok, i dont mean ANYTHING, lolol. I guess i like the normal kind of stuff and occasionally throw in something different to mix it up, but nothing too weird.
No threesomes, no entry in an obvious place, and NO superman....although that did make me laugh a little, but ewwww!
Here are a few I like: Mission Impenetrable Close Encounters of the Herd Kind The Recalcitrant Altar Boy David Cop-a-Feel Tangled up in Pubes The Al Dente Rigatoni Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon Two Beached Whales The Tony Danza The Filthy Fritz The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe The Dispenser of Justice The Salted Slug Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast Dog-Eat-Dog Style The Hobo's Dribble The Instant Messenger Scourge of the Perineum The Standing "O" Hot Buttered Rumsfeld Siegfried & Boy The Black Hole of Calcutta Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees The Five Finger Discount The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak Chock Full 'O Nuts John Tesh's Hollywood Minute The Angry Samoan The Ultimate Lobster Experience Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty The Prison Pretzel Vic Tayback's Delight The Schenectady Scab Pick The Steak & Leg Special The Scoutmaster Maneuver The Apple Dumpling Bang The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous The Carolina Pillow Biter Fire in the Hole Charlie & the Chocolate Factory The Wandering Jew The Detroit Piston The Rear Admiral The 6 Months to Live The Conscientious Objector The Shari Lewis & Lambchop Third Rock from the Buns The Hot Mikado The Jealous Porcupine
quite the list wouldn't you say? lol.. and the names of some are just hilarious.. just why is poor charlie and the chocolate factory included in this? =P
Here are a few I like: Mission Impenetrable Close Encounters of the Herd Kind The Recalcitrant Altar Boy David Cop-a-Feel Tangled up in Pubes The Al Dente Rigatoni Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon Two Beached Whales The Tony Danza The Filthy Fritz The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe The Dispenser of Justice The Salted Slug Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast Dog-Eat-Dog Style The Hobo's Dribble The Instant Messenger Scourge of the Perineum The Standing "O" Hot Buttered Rumsfeld Siegfried & Boy The Black Hole of Calcutta Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees The Five Finger Discount The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak Chock Full 'O Nuts John Tesh's Hollywood Minute The Angry Samoan The Ultimate Lobster Experience Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty The Prison Pretzel Vic Tayback's Delight The Schenectady Scab Pick The Steak & Leg Special The Scoutmaster Maneuver The Apple Dumpling Bang The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous The Carolina Pillow Biter Fire in the Hole Charlie & the Chocolate Factory The Wandering Jew The Detroit Piston The Rear Admiral The 6 Months to Live The Conscientious Objector The Shari Lewis & Lambchop Third Rock from the Buns The Hot Mikado The Jealous Porcupine
I've got a few favorites: -girl on top: nice view and don't need to work as much.. and I get to grab her boobs whenever =) -missionary: like it when i want to get really close and intimate with my girl.. -on the side: good for when we're both lazy.. feels good and again.. get to reach over and grab her tits..
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how bout the "eiffel tower."
or the " superman "
use www.urbandictionary.com. it finds the funniest shit.
Ok, i dont mean ANYTHING, lolol. I guess i like the normal kind of stuff and occasionally throw in something different to mix it up, but nothing too weird.
No threesomes, no entry in an obvious place, and NO superman....although that did make me laugh a little, but ewwww!
that's all I can do. Any girls interested just pm me
Mission Impenetrable
Close Encounters of the Herd Kind
The Recalcitrant Altar Boy
David Cop-a-Feel
Tangled up in Pubes
The Al Dente Rigatoni
Not So Fast, Not So Hard, Not So Soon
Two Beached Whales
The Tony Danza
The Filthy Fritz
The Wildly Overripe Cantaloupe
The Dispenser of Justice
The Salted Slug
Imprisoned in the Chicken Coop
The Shape-Shifting Hell-Beast
Dog-Eat-Dog Style
The Hobo's Dribble
The Instant Messenger
Scourge of the Perineum
The Standing "O"
Hot Buttered Rumsfeld
Siegfried & Boy
The Black Hole of Calcutta
Giraffe Elbows, Hippo Knees
The Five Finger Discount
The Heineken Half-Mast Heartbreak
Chock Full 'O Nuts
John Tesh's Hollywood Minute
The Angry Samoan
The Ultimate Lobster Experience
Rooty Tooty Fresh & Booty
The Prison Pretzel
Vic Tayback's Delight
The Schenectady Scab Pick
The Steak & Leg Special
The Scoutmaster Maneuver
The Apple Dumpling Bang
The Ned Beatty Riverside Rendezvous
The Carolina Pillow Biter
Fire in the Hole
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
The Wandering Jew
The Detroit Piston
The Rear Admiral
The 6 Months to Live
The Conscientious Objector
The Shari Lewis & Lambchop
Third Rock from the Buns
The Hot Mikado
The Jealous Porcupine
CONFIRMED
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quite the list wouldn't you say? lol.. and the names of some are just hilarious.. just why is poor charlie and the chocolate factory included in this? =P
(very terrible song by the way).
-girl on top: nice view and don't need to work as much.. and I get to grab her boobs whenever =)
-missionary: like it when i want to get really close and intimate with my girl..
-on the side: good for when we're both lazy.. feels good and again.. get to reach over and grab her tits..