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I HATE stinky people on the bus

edited September 2007 in General
Okay recently I've been in a couple of situations where I would first find a seat on the bus, but eventually end up with a smelly guy next to me as more passengers come on. Its really pissing me off :angry:

One time I was on the bus, this fat and unclean-looking dude stands in front of me and he smelled like dirty sweat, and since it was so packed, I couldn't do anything about it.

Another time, after a long day, long ride, I was relaxing in my seat until some dirty painter or something finds an open seat next to me. His dirty smell actually forced me to get off my seat and stand elsewhere.

Today some crazy 10 year old kid with wet socks and slippers sat near me and was apparently annoying his friend with "smell my feet" jokes. Everyone at the end section of the bus was holding their nose.

AND ONE TIME I found a seat in my small but packed math class and ended up sitting next to a smoker, which REALLY pissed me off :angry:.

I think I need some general guidelines on how to deal with these unhygienic creatures. I could use a couple of lines to drive them off. Any suggestions?

Comments

  • edited September 2007
    Carry perfume with you and spray it on them.

    Or just tell them straight up that they smell and you appreciate it if they moved away from you or else you'll make a scene, lol.
  • edited September 2007
    baby e;16219 said:
    Carry perfume with you and spray it on them.

    Or just tell them straight up that they smell and you appreciate it if they moved away from you or else you'll make a scene, lol.
    the latter wont work
    if they dont care enough that they stink, they certainly wont care someone is making a scene about it
  • edited September 2007
    that's why whenever, and if i do, bus, i'd rather CHOOSE and sit next to somebody that looks clean than take an empty seat like most people would. it's a safer bet you'll have someone clean next to you haha.
  • edited September 2007
    this summer I took the bus downtown during the morning rush hour and I was standing, then this guy squishes inbetween me and this other woman while raising both arms to hold on to the bar handle. my head was right at where his fucking hairy armpits were (he was wearing a sleeveless shirt) and it was so...nauseating...I forced myself down to the back of the bus even though there really wasn't any room but it was that or throwing up on the seated person next to me.
  • edited September 2007
    after hearing these stories i'm glad i don't have to take the bus although i did take the skytrain when i took classes at harbor center. it wasn't that bad though even during rush hour.
  • edited September 2007
    Stinkyness is in the nose of the beholder :P
  • edited September 2007
    I think I've been very lucky then. Normally I take the bus during off-peak hours or at least try to be the first on the bus so I can sit at the very back :)

    Still, I have had the misadventure to be next to such people and it isn't always pleasant - in such cases thank goodness for being next to the bus window!
  • edited September 2007
    FEBREZE THEM! WHAHAHAHA =)
  • edited September 2007
    How much are electric tazers nowadays? I think there is a minimum range for it to be effective. Or perhaps wearing those rebreather masks like cyclists do would send a good message to pepe le pieu.
  • edited September 2007
    Lol im glad i dont take the bus either! But when i was in London last year, i remember taking the tube and having a really stinky guy stand next to me. He kinda looked at me and grinned (prolly trying to send me a flirty smile or something) and i just looked at him and made the grossest face ever. He moved away from me pretty quick cuz i think he understood what i was saying, lol!
  • edited September 2007
    I hate people who try to squeeze their fat asses into spaces way too small for them. I got bit by this once, I was sitting in the seat directly behind the driver, next to the big blue plastic wall. And there was a girl on the other end of that bench, with one seat empty between us. And a four-hundred pound woman walked up, eyed the seat (I tried to make her move further back using the powers of my mind, but my mind is weak,) and trundled over and did an ass-drop in between us. The outward force of her landing catapulted me head-first into the blue wall. I swear the God I lost conciousness for a second.
  • edited September 2007
    so.... what do I do?
  • edited September 2007
    buy a car

    OR

    hold your nose

    Theres not much you really can do. Just do as one person suggested and try to sit at the back or pick your seat next to a person who doesnt smell.
  • edited September 2007
    so you expect me to just go out and "buy a car" to solve this problem? don't say it like its a simple thing to do, its getting really annoying. I'm hoping of something along the lines of "hold your nose" but I know that won't work well enough.
  • edited September 2007
    for students, there are more things that they have to invest their money on instead of "buying a car"

    For example: books and fees
  • edited September 2007
    baby e;16244 said:

    Theres not much you really can do. Just do as one person suggested and try to sit at the back or pick your seat next to a person who doesnt smell.
    my suggestion i just think everyone read past it haha.
  • edited September 2007
    Furia101;16247 said:
    so you expect me to just go out and "buy a car" to solve this problem? don't say it like its a simple thing to do, its getting really annoying. I'm hoping of something along the lines of "hold your nose" but I know that won't work well enough.
    I think she meant that you can either avoid taking the bus completely, or you can't. If you can't, then you'll just have to deal.

    take it with a grain of salt :beer:
  • edited September 2007
    ^Thank you Meesh, thats what i meant exactly.

    Furia101, I could care less if im "annoying" you. Go buy a car to avoid smelling people on the bus....if you cant, which most students cant, then shut up and deal with it. How can you control how someone smells? You cant. Its ridiculous of you to even ask "so.... what do i do?" I know very well that most students cant buy a car, hence why i wrote what i did because you were dumb enough to ask what you can do about someone smelling on the bus. There is NOTHING you can do except: a) hold your nose, b) spray nice smelling stuff on them (which i highly doubt you or anyone else would do), c) pick your seat on the bus, d) buy a car or walk to school. Those are your options. Enjoy.
  • I feel your pain babe! At least twice a week, on my way to university, I'd have some stinky ass dude sit/stand beside me. I've literally had to get up and stand just to avoid catching drift of that smell. The other days when I wasn't being smothered with shit smell, I'd be sandwiched between 2 fat asses! Although I'd love to say "shoot them", being a realist that I am, I'd just get up and try to work my way down the bus. If I ended up standing the entire way, then so be it.
  • Saying shoot [fat asses] isn't being a realist, its being an asshole. Realism is objective by definition. Your view clearly is not.
  • Drive you dumb ass, it's called PUBLIC transit for a reason.  Like Homer Simpson once said, public transportation is for losers.
  • and this is a 5 year old thread?

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