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Pickup lines that actually might work

Kevin M.Kevin M.
edited October 2007 in General
some of the lines listed below may sound ridiculously simple, and that there’s no guarantee that any of them actually might work, but at least these lines guarantee this much: you’ll never get slapped in the face or kneed in the groin. And who knows? You might just get lucky enough to end the night with something more pleasant being done to your face and to your groin.

1. “Hi” or “Hello”

2. "What's your name?"

3. “I like you and I would like to get to know you”

4. "Excuse me, but I do think it's about time we met..."

5. "So what do I have to do to get your number?

6. "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

7. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

Feel free to add any good lines that I’ve missed.

Comments

  • Broken Lizard
    edited September 2007
    "I want to passionately kiss your lips... then move up to your belly button"

    wouldn't work... but its funny so I had to, haha
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited September 2007
    Baby if you were a car door I'd slam you all night long.

    Worked for me.
  • illicit
    edited September 2007
    you must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
  • Morro
    edited September 2007
    How heavy is a polar bear?
    Just heavy enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm

    SO LAME. :p
  • shadysimon
    edited September 2007
    Ok, I just think this one is amazing: it also requires a certain scenario though;

    You're in a social setting (club, bar, casino, ball, party, etc..) you see a girl you like, and then when she walks by you, you tap on her shoulder and say

    "Excuse me you owe me a drink", and she will say "why?"

    and you say, "Because I dropped mine when you walked by"
  • illicit
    edited September 2007
    Morro;16147 said:
    How heavy is a polar bear?
    Just heavy enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm

    SO LAME. :p
    ilaugh.
  • baby e
    edited September 2007
    ^^ Lol thats cute, but i would prolly just laugh and walk away.

    Hey, how about this, how do you get a guy to leave you alone when all he does is give you pick-up lines while following you around your casino in your las vegas hotel????

    You say, "Maybe you should meet my bf....hes over there playing poker."

    Apparently, the words "bf" and "poker" scare them right off. Worked great for me :)
  • Morro
    edited September 2007
    I once, on a dare, brought a hockey puck into the Mirage (the bouncer found it lol, imagine that conversation. "No, no, I want to bring it in. Why? Because I'm very attached to it, that's why.")

    And once I finally got it in, I would walk up to the hottest girl I could find, while my buddies watched from a distance, and I'd say "Nice shoes!" and then I'd pull the puck from my pocket and offer it to her. "Want a puck?"

    It didn't work very well. :(
  • Krazy_Konrad
    edited October 2007
    I am completely useless when it comes to picking up girls.

    This one time at the ski hill I noticed a girl skiing around and I felt that I really had to get her number (or ask her on a date, or what ever it is people do when they "hit on chicks")

    My line was:

    "uh.. nice skis"

    That was last febuary and we are still together!
  • Ether
    edited October 2007
    "Is that a mirror in your pocket?

    'Cause I can totally see myself in your pants"
  • Bhambra
    edited October 2007
    Krazy_Konrad;16614 said:
    I am completely useless when it comes to picking up girls.

    This one time at the ski hill I noticed a girl skiing around and I felt that I really had to get her number (or ask her on a date, or what ever it is people do when they "hit on chicks")

    My line was:

    "uh.. nice skis"

    That was last febuary and we are still together!
    thats cute :)

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